Perky Tweets – Dec. 14, ’09

BlogAdda's perky TweetsParts of Dubai and United Arab Emirates received heavy to very heavy rainfall this weekend. Our eyes were treated to a strange sight of flooded waters over sand dunes. Has the climate change started affecting the nature’s cycle? The leaders are in Copenhagen to arrive at a decision. Hope something fruitful comes out of it and we make our earth a better place to live. One way of making our earth a better place to live is by making people happy. Researchers on Twitter have proved that reading the #perkytweets makes people forget their Monday blues and go home smiling. So, let’s do that. Here is one reason for you to smile this week!

@mtvindia
Q. What’s the biggest problem between Telangana and Andhra Pradesh? A. The issue of who gets to keep Sania Mirza!

@deeptilamba
after almost 30 years,amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor…’agar tumhare paas ‘maa’ hai toh mere paas ‘paa’ hai!!!!

@b50
Hips don’t lie, but if your ass breathed it’d  be strangulated in those jeans.

@d7y
After Sreesanth  caught the cold / flu, the Indian team  seems too scared of catching anything. #cricket

@oldmonkMGM
I think the worst  advertisements in the history of the  universe are played during T20 matches.

@mohitnanda
Why is @marathipride following me? Keeping  a watch.. ?I don’t tweet in Hindi.. I  swear! O_o

@faisalkapadia
Why do i feel stalkish  when i press the follow button on someone on twitter!!

@HNatarajan
Rajnikant’s stare  turned McDonald’s into Saravana Bhavan  ! #Rajnikant  #superstar  Thatz how he got a dosa!!

@nehamehta09
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. #funny #perkytweets

@v_shakthi
Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook. #perkytweets

@gkmaestro
Twitter is so unlike real life.Not once in real life has a girl thanked me for following her. They normally contact the cops.! #perkytweets

@partywithneha
haha! #perkytweets  RT @viveksingh: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult

@subhadeep
When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.” 😉 #perkytweets

@sriharsha73
RT @TINTlN  Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore #perkytweets

@laafatlife
Nietzche -“To do is to be”; Kant – “To be is to do”; Sinatra – “Do be do be do”. And Scooby? “Scooby Dooby Dooo!!” 😉 #perkytweets

@solitarywriter
Love is like Public ToiletPerson standing outside, urges to get inside. Person standing Inside, urges to get Outside. #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
If Brazil is replaced by Philippines & Kazakhstan becomes a growing economy the nxt report frm GS wud be called “Prick Report” #PerkyTweets

@mojorojo
Hindu weddings and Hindu funerals are exactly the same. There’s a fire, everybody cries, and your life is &%$5#43 over.

@ashdharan
It’ll just be sad if I’ll have to cross state borders to go to IMAX! ……………………………

@raoabhijeet
If Jayalalitha were to fast unto death her demands would be granted in 6 years

@Chetan_bhagat
Wife screamed at me this morning for no reason. felt like blocking her. ……… ……. ………..

@Vodkaholic
12-yr-old cousin’s English paper: I’ll hump him if U kindly wait a min. (Pick out the conjunction & state its kind) ROFL!

@manan
ROLOLMAO! CNN-IBN correspondent said “Tiger isn’t out of the woods yet.” hahahah

@excelpersona
Q: Which actor’s  mum had the most painful delivery? A: Sunny Deol. ‘main nikla, o gaddi leke…’

@sudeepshukla
@mokshjuneja  @ruchiprk  @labellagorda  Durex shuld nw mke Tiger their ambassador..Atleast he cn support world’s fav sport #perkytweets

@crucifire
Govt’s reply – We are in no state (heh!) to give u a separate one… so go create a scam or something…
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Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

  • People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
  • They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
  • Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
  • Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂
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