A Minister in Maharashtra is all set to open a temple in Baramati for himself. It will have three vaults similar to Lord Padmanabaswamy temple and will have his sleeping posture as the Idol. Not only that, there will be a secret tunnel connected to his house, so that he can make a visit whenever he wants to. #fakingnews Continue smiling as we have more funny tweets lined up to drive away your Monday blues.
Perky Tweets β Jul 4, ’11
Crores are being found in temples. Taking a cue from it, politicians are trying to take over major temple trusts in the hope that they may get a part of the wealth found. #fakingnews . Time is now ripe to read some #perkytweets and smile this Monday.
Perky Tweets β Jun 27, ’11
Our Sources have some very exciting news for motorists across India. The Traffic Police are contemplating having a monthly pass system for offending motorists which will enable them to streamline the funds and save motorists time and tension when they see a policeman. π How is the idea? #Fakingnews. Time to read some #perkytweets and smile this Monday.
Perky Tweets β Jun 20, ’11
On Rahul Gandhi’s birthday, Chetan Bhagat met him and had a few words to say. What did he say? Our twitter friends speculate on what he would have said. @manuscrypts thinks ‘the surname and PM candidacy is a coin-cidence? :}’ & @scotchaholic thinks ‘Hey! You are ME, with little more hair and dimples!’. What do you think?
Perky Tweets β Jun 13, ’11
Our Sources this morning have informed us that Emraan Hashmi visited Baba Ramdev this weekend to enquire about his health and guess what happened next? @gabbbarsingh thinks that ‘Baba would have learned to perform a quickie than fast’ while @prateekgupta feels that a new Ass’an would have been explored called Kiss+Ass’a = Kissaan. However, our sources inform us that, Emraan after hearing a long lecture from Ramdev Baba has now decided that he will not ‘Kiss’ on-screen ever. #fakingnews
Perky Tweets β Jun 6, ’11
We have confirmed reports from the producers of Khatron ke Khiladi that the next season will feature Baba Ramdev. The producers have signed in the contract with him. But you never know unless he turns up at the show. π #fakingnews. Smiling? If not the tweets below will make you smile for sure. Read them now!