Perky Tweets – Jul 4, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsCrores are being found in temples. Taking a cue from it, politicians are trying to take over major temple trusts in the hope that they may get a part of the wealth found. #fakingnews . Time is now ripe to read some #perkytweets and smile this Monday.

@KohliNoor
Hahaha.. There’s a link to Orkut on google + .. They just won’t give up – will they?


@taklooman
I know that most of you are supporting Nadal because you can’t pronounce Djokovic properly.


@RahulNuthakki
Whenever I sit here, I remember her. And then her. And then her. It goes on.


@DrYumYumSingh
I am PM for the record. Off the record is another matter.


@diogeneb
Dear Serbians, congrats and all, but please give your children more anagram friendly names. Kthxbai.


@cheese_charmer
Kids of tomorrow will be using LOL, ROFL and xD as variables in algebra classes.


@prashanthbn
Panab Mukherjee.ROFL RT @tavleen_singh: If Home Ministr


@SoniaGaXdhi
Should Rahul be Lokpal instead of PM? Tweet your choice!


@philotweepic
BAKING NEWS: ALL PARTY MEET to decide as to when Anna will fast


@alwayspiyush
#fourwordsaftersex nakkadwaale disco udhaarwaale khisko…..


@CuteIndianBitch
@Vidyut#FourWordsAfterSex ‘ Give My Coin Back ‘ #chetanbhagatEdition


@mithunk
Mere Karan Arjun Ayengay #fourwordsaftersex.


@jitengajaria
UPA has outdone Vatsayana. They have screwed the people in more ways than Kamasutra taught.


@Fraud_Mallu
Someday, I will marry some mallu woman and together we will sleep, wake up and shave too.


@thecomicproject
‘Pushpak’ to be remade. Director has chosen Manmohan Singh for the lead role


@nationalizer
ROFL. Primeminister meeting President. I wonder wat they wil be speaking to each other?


@ssudhirkumar
ROFL. Some fans protest outside Chiru’s house demanding that he act again. ROFL. They don’t realise he is acting already!


@PrernaMunshi
#dedicationtomyex :- I am glad that you came in my life. Now, I know, what sort of people MUST NOT come in my life! πŸ˜› #perkytweets


@kvenugopalmenon
#MS Microsoft Lost Marketshare : Maria Susairaj Lost career : Maria Sharapova Lost @ Wimbledon : Mallika Sherawat ?#perkytweets


@swapnadg
Well its true dat happiness is short lived when u read the news “uday chopra to direct films now” #perkyTweets


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