Crores are being found in temples. Taking a cue from it, politicians are trying to take over major temple trusts in the hope that they may get a part of the wealth found. #fakingnews . Time is now ripe to read some #perkytweets and smile this Monday.
@KohliNoor
Hahaha.. There’s a link to Orkut on google + .. They just won’t give up – will they?
@taklooman
I know that most of you are supporting Nadal because you can’t pronounce Djokovic properly.
@RahulNuthakki
Whenever I sit here, I remember her. And then her. And then her. It goes on.
@DrYumYumSingh
I am PM for the record. Off the record is another matter.
@diogeneb
Dear Serbians, congrats and all, but please give your children more anagram friendly names. Kthxbai.
@cheese_charmer
Kids of tomorrow will be using LOL, ROFL and xD as variables in algebra classes.
@prashanthbn
Panab Mukherjee.ROFL RT @tavleen_singh: If Home Ministr
@SoniaGaXdhi
Should Rahul be Lokpal instead of PM? Tweet your choice!
@philotweepic
BAKING NEWS: ALL PARTY MEET to decide as to when Anna will fast
@alwayspiyush
#fourwordsaftersex nakkadwaale disco udhaarwaale khisko…..
@CuteIndianBitch
@Vidyut#FourWordsAfterSex ‘ Give My Coin Back ‘ #chetanbhagatEdition
@mithunk
Mere Karan Arjun Ayengay #fourwordsaftersex.
@jitengajaria
UPA has outdone Vatsayana. They have screwed the people in more ways than Kamasutra taught.
@Fraud_Mallu
Someday, I will marry some mallu woman and together we will sleep, wake up and shave too.
@thecomicproject
‘Pushpak’ to be remade. Director has chosen Manmohan Singh for the lead role
@nationalizer
ROFL. Primeminister meeting President. I wonder wat they wil be speaking to each other?
@ssudhirkumar
ROFL. Some fans protest outside Chiru’s house demanding that he act again. ROFL. They don’t realise he is acting already!
@PrernaMunshi
#dedicationtomyex :- I am glad that you came in my life. Now, I know, what sort of people MUST NOT come in my life! π #perkytweets
@kvenugopalmenon
#MS Microsoft Lost Marketshare : Maria Susairaj Lost career : Maria Sharapova Lost @ Wimbledon : Mallika Sherawat ?#perkytweets
@swapnadg
Well its true dat happiness is short lived when u read the news “uday chopra to direct films now” #perkyTweets
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