A Minister in Maharashtra is all set to open a temple in Baramati for himself. It will have three vaults similar to Lord Padmanabaswamy temple and will have his sleeping posture as the Idol. Not only that, there will be a secret tunnel connected to his house, so that he can make a visit whenever he wants to. #fakingnews Continue smiling as we have more funny tweets lined up to drive away your Monday blues.
@RahulBose1
Ian bishop thinks the windies are in with a chance. yeah. and i play in the NBA.
@pragmatic_d
Also in the offing. Ms Hillary Clinton lecturing Pakistan over terror from Chennai/ Delhi in another 8 days time.
@desihitler
To all girls who die for “zero figure” remember real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones.
@Soumiya
Has anyone ever got married over Twitter? Like exchange vows here and all. Enough witnesses for free..
@diogeneb
UP govt ignoring farmers’ needs, says Rahul Gandhi. That’s so not true. They’ve always taken very good care of Big B.
@Sarcasan
With free cattle being provided, Jayalalitha is playing a real life political game called Ammaville.
@bitchwanti
Pune ka taapmaan gir chuka hai, bilkul yahan k mardon k tarah aur musaladhaar barsaat ki ashankha hai.r
@korareddy
Hmmm. Kumaraswamy who started dieting yesterday saw his blood sugar level rise from 215 to 315!
@iTannu
I am using Dabr Chyawanprash as my Twitter client ! #FTW
@Rohneet
I am sure, if my professor keeps his classes in a brothel, I will even sleep there!
@Shakti_Shetty
I must be the only one from humankind who is watching Lok Sabha TV right now. I deserve Padma Shri for this.
@autumnshade
Rahul says “Hum Vikas ke khilaaf nahin hain”. Vikas heaves a sigh of relief.
@sunainak
@krtgrphr You close your eyes, put all your focus on your upper thighs, get on your toes and push.
@Naina
FB Chat : “So what do you do Naina?” Me : Unfriend.
@usualsatire
Breaking: Sharad Pawar renames himself to Lord Padmanabhaswamy
@AnilAarush
Rahul Gandhi to farmers : aapki bhains kitne metre doodh deti hai.:-))
@_ankitG
#QuoteOfTheDay #PerkyTweets “Contact me on Google+. I’m so over Facebook.”
@KEYAsMamma
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR Managers #perkytweets
@rajeevist
To err is human. To Shekhar, Suman. #perkytweets
@praveenkalura
Man : I want to buy a ladies watch. Shopkeeper : Is it for your wife or shall I show a branded one..? π #perkytweets
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