On Rahul Gandhi’s birthday, Chetan Bhagat met him and had a few words to say. What did he say? Our twitter friends speculate on what he would have said. @manuscrypts thinks ‘the surname and PM candidacy is a coin-cidence? :}’ & @scotchaholic thinks ‘Hey! You are ME, with little more hair and dimples!’. What do you think?
@sm63
Rahul turns 41, should be PM, says Digvijay. Digvijay turns 91, should STFU and retire, we say.
@venkatananth
I think Sonia Gandhi and Anna Hazare should wake up to technology and start using BBM or WhatsApp. Really.
@Bew_D
Little brother was asked in school how women know when they’re pregnant. Little brother said, “Preganews!”
@shaileshkpandey
I called Soniaji: I want to be the next P.M of India! Soniaji- Are you an idiot? I said- Why? Is it compulsory?
@Roflindian
UPA will celebrate Rahul Gandhi’s birthday by presenting him a cake with 41 scandals.
@hamster41
Why is everyone wishing me a good Father’s Day? Is there something I don’t know?
@samitbasu
I wish it were appropriate behaviour to join a wholly deserved Twitter jokefest about someone you know.
@SatanBhagat
I hate to imagine what C-Bag thinks a Coke Studio is.
@vikas_m
So who is Chetan Bhagat’s favourite actress? Coin-a Mitra. *runs*
@neo_indian
Sometimes the vending machine spits out the coin because it’s too small.
@IndianWeera
#breaking all over the world , A million children r wishing Undie Tiwari a very happy father’s day
@paavani
SHit, iPad suggested cholesterol when I was typing ‘chole’.
@sunilea
Chris Gayle with that new hair-style can get an endorsement offer frm Havells shock laga..
@Sarcasan
If his lower half of the body catches fire, he would be swami AgniVeshti.
@rbhatia25
If Sonia Gandhi is renamed as ‘Twitter Gandhi’, Manmohan Singh will be called Retwitter Singh
@doctoratlarge
Salman’s accent is what you get when you don’t go to school and pick up your English from firang extras
@epicvictory
A beaten up Baba ramdev is YogHurt?
@mcurie
A couple being feliciated for long service with my org. The wife quips, “I joined — so that I cud see my husband once in a while.” ROFL
@shakti_shetty
Contrary to the title of her song, Lady Gaga wasn’t born this way.
@offstumped
Can we also celebrate Pappu’s birthday as Zero Loss Day and Tihar Adhikaar Diwas …..
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