Last week we had asked ‘What is common between P Chidambaram, George Bush and Asif Ali Zardari?’. The answer was they all were thrown shoes at. The latest to join the esteemed list is Omar Abdullah. π – On the occasion of Independence day, our friends on Twitter extended their support and shared ‘The New Age National Identities‘ when they were posed a question. Do read that for sure. To make your week an awesome one, here are this week’s funny tweets to make you smile!
@nehasilam
its obvious women are smarter than men. think about it – diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog #perkytweets
@Aagan86
Who said omar abdullah is not in charge in j &k? he said throw shoes not stones, he immediately got a shoe #perkytweets
@subhadeep
Omar shoe hit, Bihar drought hit, CWG corruption hit, ppl inflation hit, still Indian Independence Day a super hit π #perkytweets
@bharathstays
Its kind of really true to say that India started being in-dependence from this day, that year π #PerkyTweets
@gkmaestro
Twilight – A depressed girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog… #perkytweets
@viveksingh
Today is Nag Panchami… Mayawati and Kalmadi must be getting thousands of liters of milk from their fans. #perkytweets
@anirudhs2005
Don’t scold someone for getting 69 marks in bio exam #perkytweets ……………………………………………….
@madhu27
From now on, will NDTV mean ND Tiwari Videos? #perkytweets ……………………………………………….
@bombaylives
All books in this world, Bible, Quran, Gita, teach us to love each other. But only Kamasutra Explains Exactly how.
@karmadude
In Kochi you see stray dogs, in Salt Lake you see stray people with dogs. ……………………………………………….
@crazytwism
Too many followers? Just enable Foursquare updates! Voila, your problem is solved!
@Anusual
My parents act so obsessed with Indian Idol. Now I know why they named me Anu(ja). I’m half Anu Malik. Whoop de doo!
@JWalia
After thousand of years, ‘Shree Ram’ becomes an Indian Idol once again. #perkytweets
@Mrityunjoykjha
#Cabinet to take up today the issue of MPs salary hike by 44,000/m…our MPs are badly “hit” by inflation!!! ROFL #India
@prashanthbn
All it took was a shoe to take Mum Moron’s speech to the background. Tells u how much importance MSM gives to a Pm! ROFL!
@jecypatel
I was going to sue the neurosurgeon but then he changed my mind.#perkytweets ……………………………………………….
@taklooman
Happy independence day to all the bachelors. Married ppl you can continue with your struggle for freedom #perkytweets
@prolificd
If you’re using Facebook, are you facereading? #pj ……………………………………………….
@TheSolutionBaba
Daya, pata karo kaun kaun twitter mein humari le raha hai ……………………………………………….
@freakgoddess
So watching Udaan @ PVR juhu for 120/- turned out 2 b more expensive! shopped for over 1200/- after the movie at Shopper’s Stop #perkytweets
We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam. Last week the winners were @Taklooman, @subhadeep, @suprateek86 with the winning Perky Tweets found here.
Just two days left to know ‘What being an Indian means to you’. Participate in the contest now! Also, do not miss reading the wonderful interview with Karthik, the blogger behind ITwoFS.com.