Perky Tweets – Jul 26, ’10

It is July 26 today and the reminder of two occasions where Unity of the country was visible. The first one was Kargil War and the second one was ‘The Mumbai Floods’. We were all united and helped each other in the moments of crisis. Let us salute the bravehearts and try to bring happiness in their lives. Indian Twitter users bring happiness into their followers timeline by tweeting these wonderful #perkytweets.

@daaku
The best way to cross silkboard junction is to get down, walk and catch another bus. ………………………………………..

@utsavkalla
#fact All the things Emraan wants to drink in dis track, are nt drinkable. abey sale jo peene k item h woh pee na

@wittophile
Actually, Narain Karthikeyan is a revolutionary. Before he entered, Indians knew of only one Racer – ‘Gillette’ #perkytweets

@manuscrypts
if vodafone had control over the McLaren team radio, Hamilton and Button would get telemarketing calls too 🙂

@gowravshenoy
For all the ppl who call me short tempered- i was born cool, global warming made me that way.. #perkytweets

@preethe
OK.. Its Monday. Time to wear an attitude. The attitude is named as “Indifference at Work” #Perkytweets

@geeky_
Yesterday I was Genius…Today I’m Himesh Reshamiya… #perkytweets ……………………..

@silv3rglee
Laughter is the best medicine. So when you see someone with broken ribs, don’t forget to tickle them. #perkytweets

@TaiyouSun
I was going to watch Road trip 2 on PC, but my father is not interested in sleeping in his room right now. #perkytweets

@umbellicose
its funny..every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I’m just like them.. #perkytweets

@soaham43
The only ‘rape’ story in the news today is that of the Indian team by Srilanka. #cricket #perkytweets

@candinam
sign in the hospital : “For Family Planning – Please Use Rear Entrance”. #PerkyTweets

@chicmagnet
India keeps getting beached in beach destinations across the world! First West Indies and now Sri Lanka #justsaying #perkytweets

@chin80
Oh yes. Forgot. Between 12 midnight and 8 am, I am on ‘fast / upwas’. #perkytweets

@diivya04
I am so ‘poor’ that I can’t even “pay” attention in class”;-) ……………………..

@Roflindian
tipsy guy walks into a bar. Alas! Its Barista. #perkytweets …………………....………………………………………….

@gkmaestro
Y doesnt Face book have the option “Add as Girl friend” ??? I get a lot of beautiful gals in the suggestions list …. #perkytweets

@prul_paruu
You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 #perkytweets ……………………..

@taklooman
if u r prone to fault, u better have a cleavage to flaunt #takloomansays #perkytweets ……………………………………

@sidoscope
When the HR department wants to have fun, anything can happen… except fun!!! #PerkyTweets

@nonstopthinker
I never spit in your drink; why do you smoke in my air? #perkytweets ………………………………………

@amreekandesi
Why do they call it Human Resources when no humans work in that department? #perkytweets

@mangsha
What conditioner and hair dye does this baba uses on #indiatv ..he is giving Sonam Kapoor a challenge for #loreal i guess.. #perkytweets

@subhadeep
Pakistan drastically needs to reduce its ‘car bomb footprint’. #perkytweets

@vimoh
What do you call honey imported from Sudan? ANS: Madhusudan. ……………………..

@nandomatic
The best PRANK call ever: “Hello, DomiNos??” “Yes sir, How may I help you ??” … “Give me Pizza Hut’s Number.!:-) #perkytweets

We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam. Last week the winners were @srbachchan, @frozenwell, @panku_

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