Perky Tweets – Nov 1, ’10

The first week of November is here and it is the diwali week. What are your plans for Diwali? Have the decoration s started? Here are some tips for you by Prachi Grover. To make this week a fun filled week, the Indian Tweeters are at their funniest best to make you smile and drive away your Monday blues. 🙂 Read them now.

@madmanweb
One way for women to reduce the number of “frandship” followers on Twitter – put “mum” in your bio. ……………………………….

@MentionMeNot
Getting Parking place in #Dubai is as exciting as SEX. The one who parks is as happy as the one who pulls out. #PerkyTweets ……………………………

@spydruler
The #Tata Nano was launched after #Rajinikanth gave away his Hotwheels collection to Ratan Tata #perkytweets

@bharathstays
I found out why Tata Nano is catching fire; Some song says “Jiya Jale Jaan Jale NA(i)NO Tale..” #perkytweets

@ankushag
#perkytweets Its slightly awkward when u point out how good someone’s halloween costume is, only 2 b informed that they are not wearing one

@dibyabttb
Chavan offers to resign from the post of CM. He proves that he is an#Adarsh congress leader. #perkytweets………………………………. …………………………….

@gowravshenoy
Bmtc drivers don’t strain themselves much.. They get enough rest every few minutes in the jams.. #perkytweets……………………………………………

@subhadeep
I became a millionaire last night. And then I woke up. #perkytweets……………………………………………………………………………

@0__1
Moral of movie “ROBOT” – A Girl can spoil not only a man, also a machine… #perkytweets ……………………………………………

@pramodbaddurkar
“AXE: For men who’d rather be with women than on horse..” But Men wud like be on a woman rather than be with a horse . #perkytweets …………………………… ………………………………………………………….

@ChamatkariBaba
God says “Jab Jab Dharti par kahin adharm badhta hai main janam leta hoon”. No wonder all GODS were born in Uttar Pradesh. #perkytweets

@TheHumerus
The next best thing between a man’s legs is a Royal Enfield#perkytweets ……………………………… ………………………………

@adi_niki
What’s this: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0? Uday Chopra’s career 😛 #lol#perkytweets …………………………………………………..

@Rima_B
Time is always short for students giving exam and endless for invigilators doing exam duty. Thats relativity of time. #perkytweets ……………………………………………

@DhirajMatta
Internet Explorer – The number one browser for downloading a better browser #perkytweets ……………………………………………

@qureshi_sal
Did not invest in coal India IPO…. koyle ki dalali mein haath kaun kaale kare… #perkytweets……………………………… …………………………….

@raveblast
#TweetIn2050 how do I make my son believe that he was born not downloaded! #perkytweets……………………………

@sudeepnc
If there is a sequel coming up for ‘Hisss’ , what will it be named? ‘Herrr’, obviously. #perkytweets ………………………………………………………

@wittophile
We have Mother’s day, Father’s day, Valentines day etc. But we dont have a Dog day? They say,”Every dog has his day”. But when? #Perkytweets

@iTannu
Why all Mallika fans add XoXoXoX at the end of their tweet ?………………………………………………………

We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam (To view how the t-shirts look like, visit our facebook page at http://facebook.com/blogadda). The winners last time were @whistlepodu, @dibyattb and @prateekgupta and were chosen by @dunkdaft with these winning Perky Tweets.