The last week of October is here. Diwali would be celebrated across India in the next week. How did the weekend go by? Let us make this week an awesome one as always. We gave you enough reasons to blog and now we give you enough reasons to tweet. Tweet and win personalized tees courtesy Infibeam.com. Want to wear your tweet? Tag it as #perkytweets. Here are this week’s #perkytweets.
@whistlepodu
Boy’s dad joined facebook. Boy’s status ‘WTF’. Boy’s dad asks, What’s WTF?’ Kid replies ‘Welcome To Facebook’ ……………………………….
@_abhishk
God created man. Man created money. Today man prays for half hour a day and works 8 hours for money. ……………………………
@shahnazb
Pintu used to chew his finger nails. Parents sent him to Baba Ramdev for treatment. Now Pintu can also chew his toe nails.
@SreenandaSharma
Can’t decide which one is worse: Monday at work after a vacation or Rakhi Ka Insaaf #perkytweets
@ujj
hv u seen slow moving tight queues of bikes in Bangalore traffic? very much lk dogs sniffing each others’ backsides no? …………………………………………………………… …………………………….
@Kedar9
Meanwhile in the Chemistry class…, professor asks “What is nitrate?”. A girl stands, answers and winks. LOL!!!………………………………. …………………………….
@candinam
What`s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! #Perkytweets……………………………………………
@JWalia
Modern day Lover’s song: ‘Pal bhar ke liye koi hume pyaar kar le, SACHA he sahi’. #perkytweets……………………………………………
@0__1
If they Release “Hum Aapke Hain Kaun” ‘s second part.. it would be named as “Pehchaan Kaun”.. #perkytweets @nautanki ……………………………………………
@ritzk15
Study says 90% women dont like men in pink t-shirts.. Ironically, 90% men in pink t-shirts dont like women at all..!!! 😉 #perkytweets …………………………… ………………………………………………………….
@gopinathmm
From what i hear about Hisss, the latest bollywood flick, it seems it will soon be “Hissstory” #perkytweets
@dibyabttb
d best line which helps to save money when going on dinner wid ur gf.Kya Khaogi MOTI? #perkytweets
@TaiyouSun
Mallika Sherawat’s nude sequence in Hiss is hot, but then u can go in zoo and see any other nude snake too. #perkytweets …………………………………………………..
@alimaxout
height of moder zamaana :- the kaamwaali bai asks the saab to follow her on twitter… #perkytweets ……………………………………………
@raveblast
#perkytweets #niceread Notice from Forest dpt: Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo, jitna pedo k niche karte ho! ……………………………………………
@prateekgupta
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. #HDDStorage#Perkytweets……………………………… …………………………….
@viveksingh
Wht do politicians & porn stars hv in common?They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!#perkytweets……………………………
@spydruler
Quantum Of Solace + Gujju Accent = Condom of Shailesh#PerkyTweets #Gujju ………………………………………………………
@theMotumaster
Mallika Sherawat ko MIXER pe kaam karte dekh naukar bola-Mam,juice bana rahi ho? Mallika-Na re.Main to apne kapde dho rahi hoon #perkytweets
@arjitcapricorn
Rakhi Sawant giving insaaf to others is like Kenya helping USA to come out of recession! #perkytweets
@bejafry
My car is a hybrid . It runs on petrol & tow trucks O_o #perkytweets ………………………………………………………
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