Perky Tweets – Oct 18, ’10

The Blogworld expo finally comes to a close and it was 3 days full of fun, laughter and more importantly learnings. Two shows got launched this week, both a contrast to each other. Where is the Indian Television Industry heading to? Kyaa aapko insaaf chahiye? You know where to go and if you are looking to cook interesting stuff do check out Masterchef India. If you are looking to smile and drive away your Monday blues then #perkytweets is the place for you. Read this week’s #perkytweets to find out why. 🙂

@kbhargava
Doordarshan proving that light is faster than sound! Major gap in commentary and picture. ……………………………….

@crucifire
Are clickable items on iDiva.com called Sthree-links? #justasking#perkytweets #fb ……………………………

@JayHind
man went naked to an Obama rally and won $1 mn challenge y’day. Well, had he done it in China, he’d have won a Nobel.

@abhijitmajumder
Next year, KBC’s 5th lifeline will be Google-ji ……………………………….. ………………………………………………….. ………………………………………

@manuscrypts
Q: Kaun Banega Furorepati? A: Twitter!!! …………………………………………………………… …………………………….

@vivalacrap
A friend told me I take twitter way too seriously. Don’t worry, I unfollowed her ………………………………. …………………………….

@adicrazy
Words can’t describe my husband’s reaction when I told him I got dates at the grocery store. The fruit, honey. The fruit.……………………………………………

@gopinathmm
Raavan goes to Consumer Forum to complain about the “per head” charges in buses, trains, hotels….Jaago grahak jaago! #perkytweets……………………………………………

@Rima_B
Marital Blindness: Husbands suffer from this disease…loss of vision while looking for stuff in wardrobes/cupboards/shelves#perkytweets ……………………………………………

@beastoftraal
If Arnab Goswami was a newspaper editor, would all text be in caps? …………………………… ………………………………………………………….

@Nisha_J_M
y does it take a million sperms to fertilise 1 egg ? Male ego again…not even 1 will ask for directions #perkytweets

@arjitcapricorn
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. #LegendOfRajni #perkytweets 😉

@silv3rglee
Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – Chuck was reduced to a joke on the internet. #perkytweets …………………………………………………..

@_WiseCracker
#TechSick BlackBerry – A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. #PerkyTweets ……………………………………………

@pal36
Reference: Ask my comrade, who is as great a liar as myself. #perkytweets ……………………………………………

@Vencurd
The Thackereys must have been quite happy when North got out #perkytweets ……………………………… …………………………….

@shubhashish
Mental note: when boss says ‘get cracking’ he doesnt mean that I go around office cracking jokes.……………………………

@fakingnews
So many Thackerays around, I want a new Gandhi launched now. Rahul, please marry, or Varun, make it fast man.

@adi_niki
Mallika Sherawat ko MIXER pe kaam karte dekh naukar bola-Mam,juice bana rahi ho? Mallika-Na re.Main to apne kapde dho rahi hoon #perkytweets

We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam (To view how the t-shirts look like, visit our facebook page at http://facebook.com/blogadda). The winners last time were @krazzywarrior @adi_niki & @vikaspgoel. and were chosen by @gabbbarsingh with these winning Perky Tweets.