Perky Tweets – Dec. 7, ’09

The last month of the 2009 is here. As Amitabh said in #Paa ‘Google se bachke kaha jaaoge?‘. The same way we say #perkytweets se bachke kaha jaaoge?. After reading the #perkytweets you are sure to ROFL or atleast smile. This is the power of Indian Twitter Users who are growing day in and out. Here are the #perkytweets by popular Indian Twitter users.

@anaggh
An idea cn change yr life.but a woman cn change yr idea. So always change women 2 change ur idea-what an idea, sir ji?

@deeptilamba
Pigeon killing doesn’t make a Roadie. Its gets M Gandhi yanking your tail feathers.

@Preshit
My uncle just asked me if we found any pyramids in the Rajasthan desert.

@gau3
Indian graduates never lose consciousness. They just pass out.……………………………………………………….

@kedar9
ROFL! Why is the film named Pyaar Impossible? Coz film mein Priyanka Chopra aur Uday Chopra bhai-behen hain. #perkytweets (myJoke)

@mariyaness
I wish my mouth had a backspace key.. ………………. ……………………. ………………….. ………

@shilps31
Raju’s exit from #bb3 proves without drama you cannot survive there, I feel for next session they should call politicians lol

@vineetsamson
My kids wen they grow up wil hav no rspct fr me wen they see my FB/orkut profile (Note to self: pehle shaadi to karle)

@nehamehta09
My brother said he’d tell his gf everythin he knws, He must have been speechless. #perkytweets

@ujj
think Sehwag will score 500 by tea tomorrow. Murali & the rest of the Sri Lankan team will apt for the voluntary retirement scheme.

@richa_august84
Humein to apno ne loota, gairon mein kahan dum tha.. meri naiyya wahan doobi, jahan paani kam tha #perkytweets

@raveblast
Height of Misery: Santa’s house is on fire & he gives missed call to fire brigade

@mihirbijur
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate #perkytweets……………………………………….…………….

@havefordharsh
#perkytweets You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard

@laafatlife
If you can’t look at the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Or wear sunglasses. #perkytweets

@AnubhavSharma
We men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich. #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
Why did Tiger Woods Two timed? He thought monogamy was applicable for human not to the tiger

@gauravmanik
Y R projected sales figures in business plns random numbers 23,41,63 not 20,40,65, well who says BS is perfectly divisible by 5

@Reema226
Sometimes I wanna sing to my students while doing exam duty- jahan teri ye nazar hai,mere bachhe mujhe khabar hai. #perkytweets

@Archism
Our brain is very hard working, it works 24*7*365. Thats why i always decide to give it a rest in the examination hall. #perkytweets

@partywithneha
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. #perkytweets

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Did you enjoy reading the #perkytweets? Then you will also enjoy reading the guest posts and the interviews alongwith our weekly picks. So hop over and enjoy the experience at your very own Adda. Do tip us on twitter @blogadda and you can make everyone smile. You can also find some amazing tweeples here for you to follow and make friends.

Also a special shoutout to @mihirbijur and @nehamehta09 for some awesome #perkytweets which they have been posting frequently. Connect with them now 🙂

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂