What is Spot Fixing? Have you ever heard of people betting on No balls and Wides? The Manager of our Neighboring team quotes ‘We are not institutionally corrupt’. π Talking about Institutions, do you know that #perkytweets are institutionally funny. π Read them now.
@Impishsmirk
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left! …………………………………………..
@dibyabttb
NDTV has edge over rival channels while reporting match fixing.It has Ajay Jadeja as ‘expert’ panelist #perkytweets
@sardesairajdeep
joke of the day: zardari promising action against the cricketers. mr 10 per cent is the fountainhead of corruption
@_abhishk
Dad has send me a motivational mssg. I want to reply – Dad if u want me to be happy then instead of mssgs send me money.
@theevilp
Damn, tying a rakhi to yourself is tough! ………………………………………...…………………………………………….
@kartikkewll
Did they get the song of #cwg2010 right….it is khelo , jeeyo, hey-o …it must khao , peeyo , loot-o #corruption #kalmadi #perkytweets
@0__1
Micheal Jackson would b a parfect navi charecter for avatar. No animation, no make up… #perkytweets
@wewakesaynoy
What is trans-fat? A chubby guy who cross dresses …………………………………………..
@Vencurd
” ‘Y’ Singh is in the team!?” This can be a statement or an outraged question π #perkytweets
@_deepakagarwal
We either want less corruption or more chance to participate in it #perkytweets
@soaham43
A guy from Darjeeling called himself “Son of a Mountain”, so the guy from Juhu got prompted to call himself “Son of a ‘Beach’ ”
@ErrShreyas
‘Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna’ TINGU wid his dog in d theater: Naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai..;-) #perkytweets
@Simplication
I think of the glass as half-full, but often wonder who drank the other half. #perkytweets
@AnubhavSharma
If you DON’T have a STRATEGY to present at least have a low cut blouse and a mini skirt present it. #perkytweets
@amreekandesi
Dear fellow driver, the left is for Communist crap, not overtaking. #perkytweets
@crucifire
What do u call a cow with 3 Punjabis sitting on it? Teen Singhwala Gai …………………………………………..
@silv3rglee
Sign in a Car Dealership | The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment. #perkytweets
@krunalch
It seems like Chidambaram is color blind. He can see saffron terror but can not see red terror (naxal) or green terror. #Perkytweets
@wisedonkee
#fakingnews The First Couple on Rakhi ka Insaaf – Dimpy & Rahul Mahajan #perkytweets
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