Perky Tweets – Aug 2, ’10

Hahaha! The Debate this week at Indiatimes is ‘Should Dimpy stay with Rahul Mahajan?’. Is this topic even valid for a debate? In months to come, we will see Rahul ka Swayamvar – 2. BTW, that reminds us, do any of you remember the face of Elesh who got engaged with Rakhi Sawant? What is it that brings viewers to these reality shows? Is it the fun or the drama? If you are looking for fun, nothing can get funnier than #perkytweets from the Indian Twitter users. Do not believe us? Read them and find out for yourself. 🙂

@Scribbledpage
When life hands you a Nokia 3110c, ask for your lemons back. ………………………………………..

@da_flamingo
Cycle Brand agarbatti would like to tell me that ‘Bhagwan hain’. Right. That’s all the proof I need?

@Kedar9
Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for the families he’s given us. Happy Friendship Day.

@rameshsrivats
The Raavan Tragedy – The director thought he had created a Ratnam, but unfortunately it made no Mani.

@deementiaa
Finally figured out why she can’t loose weight…. coz life is a box of chocolates…. . . hehe n my fridge is full of gulab jamuns! ROFL

@bigfatphoenix
It’s a good thing that he’s a Gill, or he might have drowned during the stadium inauguration @rameshsrivats”

@kuttyedathi
My 3 year old’s current favorite is #Silsila! Gosh, he need 2 play that in loop, 2 sleep. wht a punishment 4 his mom!!

@Pathfyynder
Current follow suggestions by Twitter “Uday Chopra” and “Shilpa Shetty” . I better delete my profile.

@VIOLETT
had pizza with garlic bread n cheese dip… dieting commences tomo…#perkytweets

@itsumar
Microsoft WORD will never understand that my name is NOT a spelling mistake 🙂 #perkytweets

@_AnujG
A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man #perkytweets

@dailyworldwatch
Indian sports: Tale of 3 Ds. Lal Modi, Kalmadi, and Bishen Bedi. “Good”, “Bad”, and “OMG! is this a joke?” #perkytweets @greatbong

@dibyabttb
Newton, Maxwell, Faraday, Kirchoff Ye sb wo h Jinke dimag ki 10 min ki masti hamare 18-20 Saal k bachpan par bhari pad gayi #perkytweets

@krunalch
Suresh Kalmadi n Sheila Dixit must be saying “All izz Well” now. #Perkytweets

@R_Zed
Rahul Mahajan shud hav been married to on of them #WWE divas.. News Headline: Mahajan got a suplex in his duplex! 😛 #PerkyTweets

@priyaramani
PakistanPakistanPakistanPakistanPakistan. My head is reeling with all the analysis. Gimme some HajiMastan

@chicalit
Allright!! Society AGM coming up, time to get the gloves and safety guards out! It’s gonna be all Halla Bol, gawd I hate it!

@Aakriti
Wish Sachin Tendulkar was traded on the sensex and I would have bought shares in the 90s _ I would have been billionaire now.. ! #perkytweet

@Twilightfairy
The organisers of @commonwealthdel are the sorts who firmly believe that 9 women can make a baby in one month. #CWG10

@sidoscope
You are not an idiot, you are an expert in doing unwanted things. #Assertiveness #PerkyTweets #fb

@schmmuck
“Like someone once suggested..what this country needs is a Rs.200 note with Sachin’s picture on it.”

@amreekandesi
In India we just have to go to the doctor. Apples cost Rs 150/kg. #perkytweets

@tikulli
#perkytweets Gajni Syndrome Whn u 4get names;thn u 4get faces.Thn u forget to pull up your zipper.It’s worse when you forget to pull it down

@poeticgooner
talk about irony..Indian cricketers can’t face the bouncers…but can easily get past one.. #perkytweets

@crucifire
If a gift store sells caps/tees/mugs/sweatshirts printed with Lord Shiva’s image, would it be called Markandeyise? #perkytweets #fb

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