Perky Tweets – May 17, ’10

Hotmail ne kahaa Gmail chhod do, sabne kahaa Yahoo ko chhod do, Orkut ne kahaa Facebook chhod do, aaj tumne kah dia, Twitter chhod do, ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, Internet hi chhod do. What will happen if there is no Internet? What will happen if there is no #perkytweets to drive away your Monday blues? Let’s not delve into the future and live the moment. Drive away your Monday blues now.

@silv3rglee
#OMGpickuplines If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you? …………………..�� ……………

@Shakti_Shetty
Ash-laden cloud is to Europe what Osama bin laden was to USA! ………………….�� ……………

@TaiyouSun
Just took a round around society at this time, successfully disturbed atleast 2 couples.

@dibyabttb
We want BIPASA. All must get BIPASA. It is our birth right to get BIPASA. BI-Bijli PA-Pani SA-Sadak.

@souvickmazumder
So your father knows that you drink..?? yes, of course, water is a fantastic drink.. a must for survival… #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
So Mr. Muthalik you just run a P2P service – Pay to Protest ……………………………………………………………..

@subhadeep
At last Indian cricket team gives a fightback. Not in field but in a pub! #perkytweets

@operation_cloud
*knock knock* ; whose there ; opportunity ; chal jhootha opportunity doesnt knock twice!! #perkytweets

@preethe
What game do SoftWare people excel in?? Ans: Blame Game #perkytweets

@diogeneb
237 pages read. Only 14763 more to go RT @LalitKModi Hey what’s the score. Been for a walk. Anyone up

@_Joint
Scotch Brite: Crotch Bite #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………

@v_shakthi
Gary says have sex , Dhoni says no party ! I understand why the team is confused !! #perkytweets

@JWalia
Yuvraj singh has started looking like Kim sharma #perkytweets #WCT20 ……………………………………………………………

@jhunjhunwala
The BCCI gave Modi a showcause notice,in return he gave them back The Mahabharata.

@anilyst
Alonso is trying to prove “there is no such thing as a free practice” theory!

@radiosmaxi
Mossad is probing the existence of the Indian Prime Minister. “There have been strong rumors since 2009”

@Achint
“What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? …a crazy Bitch who will Find you!” 😀

@UberTechnophile
Line from wannabe techie trying to impress girl: “Hotmail needs more protocol to be better than GMail” Wow! 🙂

@anaggh
Frustration at T20 WC due to non provision of hot white babes. Harbhajan seen hugging a black guy at the hotel lobby.

@srikanthgv
Boss knows that my unplanned leaves r planned well in advance, he says “Been thr done that”

@SakshitVig
T20 Format is like a woman.. just when u think u know her well .. she springs up a new surprise for u .

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