Perky Tweets – Feb. 15, ‘10

Does any religion preach terrorism? Which Religion preaches to kill innocent people? Cross border terrorism comes back to India at a time when the Prime minister offers the olive branch to the Pakistani PM. Vir Sanghvi has this very interesting article which asks ‘Can we stop being obsessed with Pakistan while Pakistan is still obsessed with us?’. Let us all live in peace and stay happy always.

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared, quotes Buddha. We are here to share happiness with you via #perkytweets – Tweets that make you ROFL. Here are this week’s #perkytweets

@Ashjrk
V-day Hangover – What did Bat say to its GF — Your Fun to Hang around with — #perkytweets

@pranavmukul
How I wish we could just speak and tweet? I just speak and that’s tweeted. #perkytweets

@nithinjayan
Yeah provided her husband lets me 🙂 RT @_Nehu: is it ok to be friend with your ex after breakup??? … #justasking  #perkytweets

@Visheshunni
nostalgia smells better when you have a cold..     …………………………………………………………

@Jwalia
@blogadda  says: Earlier there used to be Bomb hoax ….. Now there is Shiv Sena hoax #perkytweets

@vineshcjain
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? #Perkytweets

@hiphopsaurabh
Twitter is making people famous at the rate of HashTag (@#) #perkytweets

@tanya25m
Men r like noodles.. When they’re done, they’re limp 😉 #perkytweets ………………………………………………………..

@Amnigos
Just learned about SINK (single income no kids) and DINK(double income no kids) from @pranavbhasin & @ajayssharma #perkytweets

@Gopinathmm
SRK strikes a deal with Balasaheb – offers to change name of the flick to “My name is Khandekar” #fakenews  #perkytweets

@Subhadeep
Today being ShivRatri, Lord Shiva urges Sena to be in temples not in theatres! #perkytweets

@gauravmanik
How many of you think that head office should be called air-head office #perkytweets

@shoaib88
Wonder if i can list my follower count under leadership skills 😛 #perkytweets

@suegir
Sometimes it’s juz not ryt to let ppl know you are as smart as you really are.That saves u from serving others a bit 2 much #perkytweets

@madversity
I can imagine Mualayam Ishtyle slogan- Sarkar ki baj gayee CT, ab nahin aayegi BT

@swatirandeverma
Husband: Darling aaj aise teen shabd mujhse kaho ki mere paer (feet) zameen par na rahein! Wife: Kameene, fansee lagale! #perkytweets

@saurinparikh
The most ironical thing about irony is that not everyone understand irony. #perkytweets

@Kmadvani
I have Deja Moo – the feeling that I’ve heard this bullshit before ! #perkytweets

@tam007
I would be more than happy “If my Salary grows exponentially like the wrong @Twitter  Tweet Count” #perkytweets

@rishabh_destiny
Shit, I used #hashtags  in my love letter… lol

“If you see someone without a smile; give him one of yours.” Same thing applies on Twitter! Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – you guys are simply superb!

For more smiles, read the interview of one of India’s most funniest bloggers, Jamshed Rajan aka Jammy. We trust that you liked our updates from NASSCOM India Leadership Forum 2010 on twitter via @LIVEAdda. There are a few interesting things coming up soon. Keep watching this space.