Perky Tweets – Dec. 21, ‘09

BlogAdda's perky TweetsThe Christmas week is here. This week also has the unique, exciting and well represented un–conference of Enterprising India – TiE Summit Mumbai 2009. Our team is covering the event live through Twitter and a unique Dashboard at http://tiesummit09.blogadda.com. You can also subscribe for the webcast which will be streaming live from the event.

@pseudgult
A lion will  never betray his wife, but a Tiger  Wood.  …………………………. ……………

@kdkhanna1
m already on  3 packs thou’ my middle pack is  proportionately bigger than the other  2…3 more packs to go:p @fubar69: onwards to six pack.

@jasdeepjon
Kasab claims he was visiting Mumbai as a Bollywood aspirant and doesn’t even know how to use an AK-47.

@Nazy14
Why do men  fart more than women? Because women  don’t shut up long enough to build  up pressure

@nehamehta09
Yeh khabar chapvao  akhbar me, poster lagwao bazar me.. Ki twitter tweets update nai ho  rahe sansar me #remixedlyrics

@docrajen
Many yrs ago I chased a woman 4 almost 2yrs n discover tht her tastes were exactly lyk mine:v both were crazy about girls

@sanjeevsarma
I think Saddam  Hussein is alive. Saw someone just like  him eating ragda patties at Brijwasis !!!

@crucifire
Jay’s News Flash – Manoj tiwari joins hands with Stallone for a bhojpuri boxer movie; tentative title – Rocky Babua

@anaggh
The most unfulfilled  desire of all Physics students A  BOMB should have fallen instead of  an APPLE in front of NEWTON..

@v_shakthi
The way some  people use it to shoot you , outlook  should be called lookout ! #perkytweets

@flyyoufools
Wife says “You wanna watch Avatar?!?? The old Rajesh Khanna movie? WHY THE HELL?” –

@apurv
After 4 drinks, any movie can be 3D as  long as you have the glasses. …………… …………………….. …………………….. ………….

@prateekgupta
Is it okay  to say when u say swear words  by mistake, “Sorry I take it back. un%^&@ you” #PerkyTweets

@gopinathmm
Tiger Woods voted  Associated Press best athlete – for running  from one girl to another, i guess? #perkytweets

@pramatheshb
Having Bapuji in Currency notes is an insult to the whole nation. Coz, we keep money at strange places.Will not go into details

@LaafAtLife
As long as your boss is not around. RT@cubicile_blues Life is simple. You can either be right or be friends with ur colleagues. #perkytweets

@sanz4u
Do you know the difference between Atif aslam and Himesh. One hums and the other howls. #perkytweets  #joke

@supritha_l
Everyone wants to save the Planet Earth, but not one wants to do the dishes with his/her mother.#justsaying  #perkytweets

@zoooni
Me fail English!? That unpossible! #funny #perkytweets ……………………………

@anubhavsharma
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. #perkytweets …………… …………………….. …………………….. ………….

@shoaib88
I haven’t eaten since morning .Can I have a new state please ? #perkytweets ……… ……. ………..

@sriharsha73
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. #perkytweets

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Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

  • People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
  • They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
  • Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
  • Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂
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