If you have been on Twitter this past week, you will have seen your timeline refresh at the speed of light as everyone took to the social networking site to express themselves about well…freedom of expression. There has been a lot of debate over muzzling of creativity, which we have touched upon in this week’s Buzzing Blogosphere. You know a place where creativity is given free rein? #PerkyTweets! Read this week’s collection and know what the Twitterati has been up to recently!
Know how when you keep ur fav song as ur alarm tone u start hating it? That’s what happens to people in love when they decide to get married
— Poonam Khatri (@poonamkhatri) June 9, 2016
CBFC can take gaalis out of #UdtaPunjab but not Asli Punjab where conversations mostly begin with compliments to somebody’s mother-sister
— Shekhar Gupta (@ShekharGupta) June 10, 2016
When a guy accidentally boards ladies coach in Mumbai local. All ladies be like.. pic.twitter.com/RGDIDOimYj
— Sultan Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) June 9, 2016
*Bollywood Logic*
आप हीरो हैं तो 3 गोलियाँ लगने के बाद भी चलते रहेंगे
आप विलेन के गुर्गे हैं तो तलवार का 1 कट लगने के बाद नज़र नहीं आएँगे— Tiilooo (@CineMaakiKasam) June 11, 2016
You know what hurts the most?
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Dhoop me sukhaye huey kapdon ko chhat se laana.— Moonstruck Leo (@MaverickMiss29) June 10, 2016
Forget Udta Punjab, release a movie on censor board’s reaction & argument for cuts, it’ll be the funniest movie in the history of cinema
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) June 10, 2016
Me : Udta Punjab got A certificate
Dad : thodi aur mehnat karta to A+ milta#UdtaPunjabVerdict
— P*kch**p*k R*j* Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 13, 2016
[me exploring parents’ new place in Delhi]
“Papa aapne bataya nahi ghar ke paas mein Patanjali ka showroom hai”
“Beta woh kitchen hai”— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) June 11, 2016
When you go home after 6 months:
Mummy: Chai piyega
Me: Haan aur ek bada gold flake
Mummy: Kya ??
Me: * disappears *— Bewda Engineer (@abhijix) June 10, 2016
Mom when i forget to bring free dhaniya-mirchi from sabzi wale uncle. 😑 pic.twitter.com/f5xn73xjcF
— Rofl-ita (@terri_billee) June 10, 2016
That’s all we have for you this week. We hope we have managed to make your day happier. If you want your tweets to be featured here, tag @blogadda and #PerkyTweets or submit them HERE to get featured next week!