The world may run out of resources some day, but what we will never run out is of material for #PerkyTweets! Why? People will always behave funny, unreasonable and plain shocking! This week’s #PerkyTweets has just the right mix of sarcasm, fun, current affairs and typical Indianness. So have some desi fun with this week’s Twitter highlights.
Similarity between spell-check and relatives?
A. They both highlight your mistakes— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) June 5, 2016
Shine like whole universe is yours – Rumi
Switch off the lights properly, or the electricity bill is yours – Roomie
— Kunal Rao (@kunalrao) June 2, 2016
Hello, such lovely pottychor in Mumbai right now. The smell when rain hits the shit on the street is just awesome you gaiz!
— Fifi (@Alfifius) June 5, 2016
*typing*
Muhammad Ali: I NEVER SAID THAT
— Roohahahani (@RoohaniDeshp) June 4, 2016
*calls restaurant*
*Ladka nikal chuka hai*
*Haan woh sab toh theek hai but pahle order to likh lo*— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) June 5, 2016
Was playing with this kid in the local train. As I said kitni cute hai. Her grandfather be like-“Rakhlo”.
— _ferociousstar (@FierceArya) June 5, 2016
How to escalate things on first date: Put your arm around her, throw down by interlocking leg, move to half-guard stance. Wait, this is MMA.
— Vishveshwar Jatain (@eclecticV) June 5, 2016
I was kinda looking for a phone but ok thanks pic.twitter.com/BqrBl3fDXU
— meh (@ObiWanManobi) June 4, 2016
A laptop and cycle to muhammad ali’s family from akhilesh yadav
— Daddy (@prtxt) June 4, 2016
Me- I have a LV
Friend- ok
Me- I have a bmw
Friend- ok
Me- I’m going for housefull 3
Friend- kyu tere baap k pass itna paisa hai?— Sabudana Khichadi (@Dishasatra) June 4, 2016
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