To all those people who fear the end of Twitter soon, we say this – Don’t worry about Twitter becoming obsolete, because there will never be a dearth of people who give fodder for funny tweets. The last few days also saw some major events that people on Twitter picked as inspiration for their LOLworthy 140 characters. Here are some fresh #PerkyTweets this week to jazz up your day!
[Job interview]
“Why should we hire you?”“I can send shitty motivational stuff on company’s WhatsApp groups at ungodly hours.”
“Hired!”
— Indrajeet Deshpande (@IndrajeetAD) April 2, 2016
India is a Panama Republic
— Rahul Raj (@bhak_sala) April 4, 2016
Doctor : Show me where it hurts
Me [Shows highlights of Ind vs WI WT20 semifinal]
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 3, 2016
When you’re a superhero and your mom says – Kapde gande mat karna pic.twitter.com/XcBnenCxB1
— देसी स्वेग (@PriyancaBajaj) April 3, 2016
Watched Azhar trailer & I did not hear “Yeah definitely” in the whole trailer.
I think this movie is fictional.— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) April 2, 2016
*nudges husband awake at 4 AM*
me: do you like me
him: I MARRIED YOU
me: yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? unclear— didi (@priya_ebooks) March 31, 2016
Petition to call neutered dogs vasec-tommy.
— Pathikrit Sanyal (@BucketheadCase) April 2, 2016
My Facebook brings all the aunts to the yard
and they’re like ‘looking very nice beta’— Cathartic Screams (@Just_Screams) April 3, 2016
Between the Kangana affair and the Pope tweet, Hrithik Roshan’s relationship status just went from Taken to Vatican.
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) March 30, 2016
Meanwhile SRK can’t believe how West Indies can win something big without applying Fair & Handsome mardo wali cream
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) April 3, 2016
How did you like this week’s funny tweets? There is a treasure of witty tweets out there, so we want you to hunt for them. If you find any good tweets that deserve to be featured here, tag them with @blogadda and #PerkyTweets! You can also submit them HERE.