We are back with our Monday #PerkyTweets edition. As is obvious, we couldn’t stay away any longer from bringing together the funniest tweets on Twitter just for you. Here are perky tweets from the last week to drive away your Monday blues.
He: Desert mein kya milega?
Waiter: Ji, Cactus.
— PythaGauri Theorem (@DramebaazPorgi) September 10, 2015
Q. What do the Dangal sisters do when they canâ€™t login to their account?
A. They click on Phogat password.
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) March 2, 2017
— Lala Kutty (@vantaskigoli) March 6, 2017
Reason why we all have trust issues. pic.twitter.com/Rz33JS2Tb3
— Pankhu (@Funky_Pankhu) March 1, 2017
SMS from bank- Need personal loan?
— Sandeep Kadian (@GappistanRadio) March 1, 2017
— UJ (@oyeuzzuoye) March 5, 2017
They think Iâ€™m not looking, but I am. pic.twitter.com/WoWyxyLLp8
— Why We Ride (@Why_We_Ride) March 4, 2017
saved someone some time today. medals will be appreciated. pic.twitter.com/kuTWbYnDsZ
— qawala (@sherlock_er) March 5, 2017
You know what's worse than dads sending you Whatsapp forwards? Dads reading out Whatsapp forwards aloud. And then loffing. Cannotableto.
— Anamika (@NameFieldmt) March 6, 2017
Breaking news: Rashtrapati bhawan renamed to Buckingham palace because the CM says Dilli ko London banana hai
— Moon (@moonsez) March 6, 2017
Would you like to share a good laughter dose with us? Well, here’s your chance to make your tweet feature in our #PerkyTweets next week! Submit it by tagging @blogadda in your tweets with the hashtag #PerkyTweets!