People and regimes may come and go, but #PerkyTweets will remain the same. You can count on us to deliver your weekly dose of laughs. We’ll now stop talking about ourselves and leave you with the current affairs related Indian tweets from our Twitterati, who will tickle your funny bone and hopefully your brain matter too!
Times are changing. Earlier when we crushed on a celebrity, we’d wonder if he’s married. These days we wonder if he’s gay or straight.
— Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) April 25, 2016
In a Rickshaw:
Rich People: *plug in headphones* *call their life partner* *smoke cigarette*
Me: *stares at the meter* ram ram ram ram ram
— Ojas. (@Ojasism) April 21, 2016
“sorry I didn’t know this is what you meant by baby shower.”
*takes all the tiny limbs and heads out of the water tank*
— I Tweet At Midnight (@GoodCemetarian) April 25, 2016
Kohli scores a century
TRIBUTE TO SACHINAte 10 rotis
TRIBUTE TO SACHINmom slapped me
TRIBUTE TO SACHINKal monday hai
TRIBUTE TO SACHIN— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) April 24, 2016
Dad~Abey nalayak gaadhi ahista chla.
Me~Dad abhi car start bhi nhi ki.
Dad~Start kar,phir ahista chla.
Me~😭— Bruce Wayne (@Wizard20April) April 23, 2016
Pani puri walas must stop pressuring customers by holding the next puri in the air, even before the earlier one is eaten! Too much pressure!
— Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur) April 24, 2016
Some days this sums up #Twitter. pic.twitter.com/XkMglfEzAz
— RadhikaBudhwar (@RadhikaBudhwar) April 24, 2016
Hyderabadis are just throwing rice and mutton in the air and directly getting biryani.
— k (@krazyfrog) April 25, 2016
What they should really be banning in Chandigarh discos are repeated requests for ‘Vakhra Swag Ni’ but noooooo
— Suprateek Chatterjee (@SupraMario) April 20, 2016
I think I’ve spent more time playing with snapchat filters than giving thought to my future.
— shrishti (@hotlinecringe) April 25, 2016
That was this week’s ration of #PerkyTweets. We hope you loved and Loled them! If you feel that your tweets are funny enough to be featured here, tag @blogadda and #PerkyTweets the next time you tweet. You can also submit them HERE.