Mondays are no one’s best friend, so we figure you need an ally to deal with it. Enter #PerkyTweets. This collection of witty Indian tweets will have you snorting politely or rolling on the floor laughing. You have been warned. These tweets will give you an idea of what’s happening in the world in the most hilarious way possible.
Lion King: A coming of age story of a dude who flaunts his privilege until tragedy strikes and discovers he has to earn what he deserves.
— sqrl (@rbd_sqrl) March 23, 2016
Marriage: when you marry a person and get membership to two family whatsapp groups free.
— Sindhu Shankar (@sindhushankar) March 22, 2016
Today is Holi. The festival to celebrate with all colors. Unlike the Oscars.
— Murali (@the_brahminator) March 24, 2016
Me: “Guys can you help me out I’m having trouble picking this box up”
Twitter users: “Our thoughts and prayers are with you. ”— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) March 27, 2016
[HOTEL]
Waiter: Ma’am, kya lengi?
Girl: Jo Instagram me acha dikhe— PhD in Bakchodi !! (@Atheist_Krishna) March 26, 2016
Me Google search : Where is Australia? 😀
Now,
Google answer – now at the airport.😁— मनीष जैन (@manishssethia) March 28, 2016
What do corrupt politicians get when they see a pile of money?
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Ghoos bumps.— Bahadur (@my2bit) March 25, 2016
Waterless Holi pic.twitter.com/PAbCeYOYg0
— Cyril D (@CyrilDabs) March 25, 2016
Me : Had a car accident, badly injured
Relative : What? You bought a new car? Bataya bhi nahin
— HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD (@HaramiParindey) March 25, 2016
if I were a shayar, I’d be called Mirza Ghalibaskarpls.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) March 26, 2016
That’s the end of the #PerkyTweets journey for this week. We’re looking forward to you adding your own tweets to this ever growing list, so let us know of your best tweets by tagging @blogadda and #PerkyTweets so we can get our hands on some funny tweets for next week! You can also submit them HERE.