Twitter is not Twitter without witty, sarcastic and on point commentary on current events and the state of affairs in general. The rich, powerful and the famous also leave no stone unturned to give the Twitterati some very useful fodder to base their tweets on. This week’s Perky TweetsÂ takes a look at what’s happening in the world in 140 characters or less. Enjoy!Â 🙂
â€” Gina Kholkar (@BabaJogeshwari) March 9, 2016
Can’t find my spectacles without my spectacles.
Story of my life.
â€” Synecdoche (@blankmarks) March 6, 2016
The worst part of the wedding season is people using the words ‘wedding’ and ‘marriage’ interchangeably.
“I’m going to my cousin’s marriage”
â€” Jane Doe (@mzkge) March 3, 2016
Thin-crust pizza from Domino’s is basically uttapam that said “Kuchh paana hai, kuchh kar dikhana hai”
â€” Suprateek Chatterjee (@SupraMario) March 13, 2016
Relationship status – that man behind Akshay Kumar who is never noticed by anyone…no matter what pose he’s in… pic.twitter.com/q6puByREii
â€” Zoomie… (@zoomphatak) March 14, 2016
He : Jab koi baat bigad jaaye, jab koi mushkil parh jaye
She : I’ll blame you
â€” Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 13, 2016
Bigg Loss (Season 1):
Vijay Mallya, Subrata Roy, Venkattram Reddy, Lalit Modi are locked in a house. International guest celeb: Kanye West.
â€” Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 11, 2016
Perfectionist Aamir khan celebrates only one Birthday in a year.
â€” Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 14, 2016
Would be nice if Lalit Modi & Vijay Mallya hang out together in London.
Two NRIs – A Non-Returning Indian and a Non-Repaying Indian.
â€” Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 9, 2016
Lala say he get more love in India than he ever get in Pakistan. This cos he win more game for India than he ever win for Pakistan. #Afridi
â€” Big Nas (@NasirJamshed_) March 13, 2016
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