Mondays are never welcome in anyone’s lives. After a whole weekend of having fun, going back to work doesn’t really sound exciting. But we’re trying to change all that with #PerkyTweets. Laughter is the best antidote to all your Monday blues, so here are some of the funniest and wittiest tweets to brighten your day!
*Me as a history teacher*
Kids, repeat after me: “I will NOT learn history from listicles.”— Cathartic Screams (@Just_Screams) February 22, 2016
When a Sharma marries a Verma, their kid is called Shawarma.
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) February 20, 2016
he: cockroach ko hindi mein kya bolte hain
she: kuch bhi bolo use kaunsa hindi samajh ayegi 😭😭— awaara (@Kaminapun) February 21, 2016
Delhi temperatures:
9°
11°
15°
11°
15°
42°— izzy (@abcdefu) February 22, 2016
Me: What’s your zodiac sign?
She: Capricorn
Me: *reads out Cancer’s horoscope secretly*
She: OMG THAT IS SO TRUE YA SHIT
— scaryhairyman (@scaryhairyman) February 22, 2016
Whenever my parents ask about marriage I become a govt officer and sit over the proposal for days for no reason
— DaatanchiTaai (@runjhunmehrotra) February 18, 2016
You know what’s worse than guests coming to your home on a Sunday?
You going to a guest’s home on a Sunday.
— §μp (@supaarwoman) February 21, 2016
When people talk about what fun they had in Goa and being a Goan you think, “Oh where the hell does THAT happen in Goa?” 🙍
— Radhahaha (@SharmiliChudail) February 20, 2016
Debate in India:
‘You can’t do X.’
‘Why?’
‘Because the army fights on the borders to protect you.’— Akshat (@FarziVakeel) February 21, 2016
Rukmani Rukmani, shaadi ke baad kya kya hua
Kaun jeeta, kaun haara, Facebook pe dekho zara— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) February 18, 2016
A big Woop Woop! for everyone who made it to this week’s #PerkyTweets selection. Hope they have made the lives of our readers a little happier and fun! If you’d like to see your tweets featured here, or come across a gem which deserves to be here, send it to BlogAdda HERE or tag #PerkyTweets and @blogadda in your tweet!