Perky Tweets – January 4, 2016

The sun has risen on the year 2016 and it’s time to rush headlong into the new year with new ambitions and dreams, while retaining the best of the past. We at BlogAdda wish to do the same, and that’s why our very popular #PerkyTweets staging a comeback to make the start of your year happy, chirpy and positive! Read on to know what current affairs tweets the ever-witty Twitterverse has been churning out lately.

 

The Odd Even rule has this great feature where a Delhi elite cannot carpool or take public transport without sharing 5 pictures on Twitter.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) January 4, 2016

Bhakto ke reaction: 1. When Congress wali Sarkar engages in talks with Pak 2. When BJP wali Sarkar engages with Pak pic.twitter.com/QmxteB8mLz

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) December 6, 2015

Fitbit Day 1 Report: Sleep: 11 hours Calorie intake: 2000 cal Steps: 12 (to the fridge) Floors climbed: Bro lift hai. Calories burnt: LOL

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) January 3, 2016

Dino Morea tweeted using “# CelebratingJio” so that people think he is also a celebrity. Lol

— Maithun (Rofl Boy) (@Being_Humor) December 28, 2015

Its funny how everyone wants to park their car in shade but no one wants to plant a tree.

— Mohammed Safwan (@iMoosabhai) December 26, 2015

#Pathankot attack is Nawaz Sharif’s idea of surprise visit.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) January 2, 2016

He: I <2 U. She: Ha ha, stupid it’s <3 He: No,today is 4th. We should avoid all odd numbers. She: Rolls eyes.Walks off. He: Must be a bhakt.

— Rajneesh (@MrMrRajneesh) January 4, 2016

KYA TUMNE KABHI KISI SE PYAAR KIYA? *crowd goes silent and gets depressed on being reminded of the heartbreak*

— Cathartic Screams (@mitali_cs) January 3, 2016

Only thing left for Mark Zuckerberg is to come and promote Free Basics on Comedy nights with Kapil.

— dorku (@Dorkstar) December 29, 2015

1 Jan 2016: I am going to exercise. 7 Jan 2016: I am going to exercise my right to eat and drink and sleep.

— Sneheha (@Kalamwali_Bai) January 3, 2016

If you’ve to think twice before pronouncing the Brand’s name, it’s definitely going to be expensive.

— Surabhi (@SurabhiArbhanad) January 3, 2016

2016 ko 2k16 type karne waalon ki time-saving technique ko dhyan mein rakhte hue unhe rashtriya puraskaar se nawaza jaana chahiye!

— Sheeban (@mohdmohsin7503) January 2, 2016

Nitin Gadkari says Asha Parekh climbed 12 floors to ask him for Padma Bhushan. That’s 9 floors more than her previous best – Teesri Manzil.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 3, 2016

बूढा दिसम्बर जवां जनवरी के कदमों मे बिछ गया,… लो इक्कीसवीं सदी को सोलहवां साल लग गया…😢😢😢

— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) January 1, 2016

Media priorities right now – 1. Odd-Even 2. Lodha committee 3. Saas bahu 4. Pathankot attack 5. Consulate attack . . . 20. NE earthquake

— Spamnath Bharti (@attomeybharti) January 4, 2016

Modi speaking on Yoga while a terror operation is under way in Pathankot. That’s the thing about Yoga, always puts you in awkward positions.

— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) January 3, 2016

Ek hi din mein shuddh hawa chahiye sabko. Diwali ki safai mein hi 3-4 din lag jate hain. Sabr kar lo bhai. Sarkaar hai, P. C. Sorcar nahi!

— This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) January 4, 2016

There should be two ‘trending’ boxes for India. One for legit news, and the other where Salman, SRK and Akshay Kumar fans can battle it out.

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 24, 2015

Chai tapri is where u leave all your tensions behind. That’s why a great poet once said, “main duniya bhoola duga, teri chai hut mein”.

— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) January 4, 2016

If you can read this line through your chuckles, then you have reached the end of this edition of #PerkyTweets. If you have discovered a gem of a tweet in your digital sojourns, please mention it in the comments section below and we’ll watch out for their future tweets. You can also submit your tweets to be featured on the next installment of #PerkyTweets by clicking here.