There is nothing in this world which is as contagious as Laughter or Humor. So in our basket we have the freshest and the juiciest collection of funny tweets aka #PerkyTweets to bring a smile on your face. We already started imagining your smiling, happy face.
Love? She said. ‘Intense’ I said. ‘Scary? She said. ‘Fun’ I said. ‘Madness? She said. ‘Adventure’ I said. You fill in the rest.
— Shekhar Kapur (@shekharkapur) November 19, 2014
Watching Satyagraha movie, I have an idea for Satyagraha part2. How about #Ajaydevgan and#Arjun floating a party and Kareena changing sides
— Dr Pooja Tripathi (@drpoojaa) January 18, 2015
Wondering whether deepika /sonakshi were part of the act too or were they genuinely enjoying their BFs being roasted 🙂 #AIBKnockout
— Nandita Iyer (@saffrontrail) January 30, 2015
I feel for Hindi news channels that pronounce Le Place De La Republique as “palace” instead of “plaas” – French words are a Pain De La Neck
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) January 12, 2015
You take out the word “allegedly” and contemporary journalism collapses.
— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) January 17, 2015
Miss Universe 2015 is over. Now Wait 1 year before an Indian woman becomes the next Mother Teresa by starting to work in Yashraj Films.
— $ir $ri $ri Magal (@jhunjhunwala) January 29, 2015
— Sidd iRock Jain (@irocksid) January 13, 2015
Bollywood Hit Jodi’s : • Hema-Dharmendra • Karishma-Govinda • Kajol-SRK • Bipasha-Bhoot
— SinGH SaaB (@scratchysingh) January 27, 2015
New York Times quotes Chetan Bhagat as Chetan Bhagwat in its article about religious intolerance. And Chetan still thinks that its a typo.
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) January 28, 2015
Delivery Boy : Sir I’ve got the lunch you ordered. SBI Employee : Lunch time hai, baad main aana.
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) January 28, 2015
*Knock Knock *Kon ? *Postman ! *Kya hai ? *Chithiyan.. *Kya ? *Chithiyan.. Chithiyan.. *Kalaiyaan Ve.. Oh Baby Meri Chittiyan Kalaiyan Ve !
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) January 30, 2015
Today’s 7 deadly sins Envy – Facebook Wrath – Twitter Pride – LinkedIn Gluttony – Instagram Lust – Porn Greed – Blogging Sloth – e-commerce
— VellanTinyDay (@witchybitchygal) January 29, 2015
Once by mistake Tanmay Bhat sat on Rahul Gandhi’s political career We all know what happened next
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) January 30, 2015
Husband:Call Ambulance! I’m having a chest pain Wife : apka mobile ka password bolo batao ! Husband :Its ok i m feeling better now!
— jaskaran bajaj (@BajajJaskaran) January 29, 2015
I HATE how we KILL tested exciting TV show formats by adding forced emotional moments, fake sentiment, andhi ma, lachaar behen & loud sets😝
— Mini Mathur (@minimathur) January 27, 2015
Now every joke on whatsapp will have it in the end ‘मार्केट में नया आया है AIB को फॉरवर्ड करो’
— भसढ़ कुतरीवाल (@BhasadiKutta) January 29, 2015
Aamir Khan- I made PK, it earned 334 Crore Akshay- I made Baby not for earning but for fighting against terrorism.. #MassivRespect
— G u j j u B h a i (@Jim_jain) January 29, 2015