Soon we will say goodbye to the year 2014 and will welcome 2015. What’s better than seeing off the year with laughter and welcoming another with a smile? Here is the collection of funny tweets aka #PerkyTweetsÂ handpicked especially to make the farewell to 2014 happy.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don’t see them crying about it.
â€” S (@iAirWolf_52) December 28, 2014
Things that happen every year: Salman Khan’s Eid release SRK’s Diwali release And Sanjay Dutt’s Christmas release
â€” NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) December 26, 2014
*Tring Tring* *Hello Aunty,Malini hai?* *Nahi beta mali ni hai,chutti pe gaya hai* *Aunty handle?* *Wo cycle me laga hai* *Sorry,wrong no*
â€” Mann (@Humor_Donor) December 16, 2014
She- What’s ur name He- Typing.. S- Hey.. you der? H- Typing.. S- Hello H- Typing.. She- Bye He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
â€” Raj Thackeray (@Madan_Chikna) December 23, 2014
Service people be like: Date 05: *500 Ka petrol daal do*. Date 15: *250 Ka petrol daal do*. Date 25: *1 ltr petrol daal do*.
â€” ThakurSaab. (@HathwalaThakur) December 20, 2014
Girl1: Merry Christmas Girl2: Hatt pagli, meri shaadi toh Suresh se hone wali hai
â€” Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) December 25, 2014
First you demand reservation based on caste and then get offended when called Dalit. ðŸ™
â€” Chetan Bhugat (@chetan_bhugat) December 28, 2014
After years of research and study, scientists have come to a conclusion that the courier delivery boy rings your bell when you aren’t home.
â€” Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) December 25, 2014
Just came to know of a guy who went to his cousin’s shaadi, helped in decorations & later realized it’s his own wedding. Tricked by family.
â€” Varun (@varungrover) December 25, 2014
Santa Claus at shopping malls: Mumbai: Hey! He looks so cute Bangalore: Hey baby, Say Hi! to Santa Delhi: Bhai, tu bole to lappad marke aau?
â€” Gautam (@gautamverma23) December 24, 2014
TL G1: Merry Christmas. Cakes,wine,dance G2:Muaah. And I luv Santa DM G1:Deedi, Santa kaun? G2: Pagal tujhe ni pata? wo jo Banta ka bhai!
â€” Ashlesha_Sirius (@ashlesha_as) December 25, 2014
Friend: Kaisa hai? Me: Fever hai, body ache and shiver Friend: Are sahi. Aur Bata #LambiKhamoshi
â€” Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) December 22, 2014
Every person sitting on the upper berth of a train has a fundamental right to ask the person on lower berth- “Bhaiya, kaun sa station hai?”
â€” Sweaty Kuhu (@NaughtyDew_) December 26, 2014
The biggest problem of Engineering Students; They know whom they love, but don’t know who loves them. ðŸŽ¶ðŸŽ·ðŸŽ¼ðŸ˜„ðŸ˜„
â€” Chutkula (@Chutkla) December 26, 2014