Humor can lighten any painful situation, Laughter can fill empty hearts with love. Joy and laughter should be a part of everybody’s spiritual life. We have these Indian Humor tweets aka #PerkyTweets to bring that kilometer long smile on your face.
Ladies, it’s a foundation, not JK Wall Putty!
— The_Drunkard_Queen (@mannequin_talks) December 13, 2014
[classroom] Student: Ma’am, iss question ka solution nahi nikal raha. Teacher: Try other methods. Govt: NO! Ban the question!
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) December 10, 2014
It’s not the size of your vocabulary, it’s how good you use it
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 15, 2014
Friendly reminder: No city cares about the fact that you’re travelling there and will not “bring it on”
— Khamba (@gkhamba) December 12, 2014
Why legalise drugs when the country is full of loons foaming at the mouth and hallucinating about a superhero leader who’ll save them?
— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) December 14, 2014
Your beauty blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
— PickUpLines (@ShitThatsMe) December 10, 2014
Kun faya kun, pyaar ki dhun, Maine ek bar sun liya, baaki tu hi sun.
— Partha Jha (@parthajha) December 3, 2014
How sufi songs are made: 1st man: “Knock Knock” 2nd man: “Who’s there?” 1st man: “Allah” 2nd man: “Allah hoo allah hoo allah hoo……”
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) December 3, 2014
सब्जी में TinDay और दिन में MonDay एक बराबर दुख देते हैं 😈😈😈
— Byomkesh Bakshi (@byomkesbakshi) December 15, 2014
He – Shirt लगा ले, Capटन तो मैं ही बनूँगा She – huh, मैं नहीं लगाT-shirt, मुझे पता है Shirt जीतना तेरे Jeans में है He – चल फिर “Saree” बोल।
— Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504) December 10, 2014
*Tweets intellectual n witty things for a celeb’s followback* *Celeb follows* *gets nervous* *Tweets stuff like ‘Potatoes gonna potate’*
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) December 4, 2014
Man: Bhaisaab AIIMS jaana hai Me: Seedha raasta hai. Man: Koi shortcut nahi hai? Me: Haan hai.. Car se utar kar sadak pe let jaa
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) December 14, 2014
If you click on Raj Kapoor doodle on Google homepage, the cursor lands straight on Ram Teri Ganga Maili poster. Nicely played, Google. 🙂
— Vaibhav Vishal (@ofnosurnamefame) December 13, 2014
V = IR (Current*Resistance) S= AT (Acceleration * Time = Speed) VIRAT = V.V.S #Pj
— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) December 13, 2014
So cute of moms how they watch all those cooking shows featured on the tv and never cook those dishes.
— Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) December 8, 2014