Start your week with a smile and throw all your worries and tensions off your shoulder. Fill your day with laughter and fun with our Indian Humor tweets aka #PerkyTweets. Β We are back with its Season 2,Β to turn your Monday morning blues into laughter filled days.
Taking out full khunnas of the Jayasuria years
β Rohan (@mojorojo) November 13, 2014
Please put only those subjects in the curriculum in which we can score max marks, coz %age stays forever on the CV, knowledge fades away.
β Gabbbarsingh (@GabbbarSingh) November 16, 2014
If #RohitSharma was the only batsman in following matches,he’d have won the1983,1987,1992,1996 &1999 World Cup finals pic.twitter.com/HrmfBVnxWh
β Desi Dime (@desi_dime) November 14, 2014
Rohit Sharma single handedly ruining chances of those 5 fishermen being released
β Khamba (@gkhamba) November 13, 2014
Song for #rohitsharma “Wo to hai Albela, Hajaro me Akela, Sada tum me Aib dekha Hunar ko na dekha..
β Saloni (@Saloni_shines) November 13, 2014
Sachin Tendulkar’s autobiography: Playing it my way Rohit Sharma’s autobiography: Playing it an insane way
β Gautam (@gautamverma23) November 13, 2014
In marriage, dominance is determined by which partner gets to go to sleep and who is left with the task of switching off the lights.
β ROFL Indian (@Roflindian) November 16, 2014
For this generation how close is your charging point from bed is more important than how far you are from your loved ones.
β Sweaty Kuhu (@NaughtyDew_) November 15, 2014
A smartphone crashing on the floor is the closest we’ll ever get to hearing a heart break.
β Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) November 15, 2014
Childhood birthday parties were spent eating McDonald’s Happy meals. Adulthood parties are spent looking for cheap Happy Hour deals.
β Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 14, 2014
Kids must be taught German and Chinese so that they start making more sense when they write “mah luvli beby b4 u i wus lunly ton8 nd lulz”
β Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) November 16, 2014
Stop calling it a #CabinetExpansion ok. It’s not a cabinet any more. It’s a walk-in wardrobe.
β Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 9, 2014
When a woman corrects a man on twitter, it’s improving him. When a man corrects her, it’s bullying
β Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 16, 2014
Dear Men, A healthy relationship means when you never ever argue with a women who’s angry,happy, frustrated or in any other moods known.
β Ashlesha_Sirius (@ashlesha_as) November 16, 2014
Real faces of TV programs KBC – NGO Newshour – Machlee bazaar Big Boss – Kotha Comedy Nights – Bandar naach Saas Bahu soaps – Mahila Mukti
β Adult-e-rated (@witchybitchygal) November 16, 2014
If someone suddenly starts tweeting philosophy, either something bad happened with them or they are running out of funny tweets.
β Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) November 15, 2014
TL G1: Saturday night means ‘Blaast’ G2: Rock n Roll Babe! DM G2: Didi Kaha party ho rhi hai? G1: Party? Shanivar hai, ΰ€ΰ€Ώΰ€ΰ₯ΰ₯ bana rahi hu
β Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) November 15, 2014
A wife can remind you what you said in your previous life.
β Raani (@dashhtweets) July 16, 2014
Don’t understand why Chess players don’t knit sweaters during matches.
β Kabir (@The_Sleigher) November 12, 2014
Can you please share preparation materials for Interstellar? Any specific physics papers I should read?
β Sarcasan (@Sarcasan) October 4, 2014