Salman K (Not Khan), joins Kejriwal’s team. He says he was being controlled by Sonia G and now wants to break the shackles. While you wonder what they are upto, we present to you this week’s best of Indian Humour tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
I have stopped singing *main pareshaan* coz My ma then says..tujya peksha me jaast pareshaan. #facepalm.
— Bhavesh (@Chilled_Garmi) October 15, 2012
Tomorrow’s statement by Mamta: “I dhidnt shey thhaat. It isjh owl ae khonspiracey”
— Mihir.S.Bijur (@MihirBijur) October 15, 2012
“Arre Bhai! Aajkal 71 lakh mein kya milta hai? Sirf 2 toilet?!!! ” – Montek to Beni..
— Sahana (@spicy_words) October 15, 2012
Q. When a bimbo looks in the mirror, what does she see? A. Her pratibimbo.
— Shreyas (@TheNaique) October 16, 2012
Jadeja Vu: The feeling that you have seen Ravindra Jadeja bat like this before#clt20
— Yahoo! Cricket (@YahooCricket) October 16, 2012
“@shivakap: Assange of India is Arvind. That was wikileaks this is weekly leaks.” Hope he is not similarly mothballed by d system!
— Sucheta Dalal (@suchetadalal) October 17, 2012
The latest pick-up line in the market, with sure shot success – “Thank you Beta”
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) October 17, 2012
The biggest social work for me is keeping passengers bag on the rack. #MumbaiLocal
— Nikhil Samre (@bumchick_baba) October 17, 2012
#StarbucksTip Ask for a brownie if you want a local to serve you.
— 5idin 5unny 5adukut (@sidin) October 19, 2012
Farmer: Anjali Damania ‘coached’ me to say land was taken away
— NDTV (@ndtv) October 19, 2012
Why did the chicken cross the road? | Sagarika Ghose: Don’t you fools know that chickens don’t cross the road in Oxford?
— Laughing Gas (@waatho) October 19, 2012
.@sidharthamallya Bhai koi ticket vagera chaiye ho toh bataa diyo Indigo mein jaan pehchaan hai meri
— Khamba (@gkhamba) October 20, 2012
Bejan Daruwalla to #Mallyas – “This year You’ll have to focus more on Lenders & Less on #Calendars.”:p
— Nishant Singh (@Bleed_Blue007) October 21, 2012
The DJ for the Navratri celebrations downstairs is using up his “Top 200 Vulgar Songs to Gyrate On” CD today itself.
— Sachin Kalbag (@SachinKalbag) October 21, 2012