Not more than 6 months left for UPA-II: Mamata B. After a few minutes of issuing this statement, she says, these were her Nephew’s thoughts and not hers. 😛 While you wonder what they are upto, we present to you this week’s best of Indian Humour tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
Plump girl orders half fish tikka biryani. Waiter looks and tell hesitatingly. ” aap full Le lo”. Her pals are rofl
— Nik(@nikster007) October 8, 2012
some people start their day by going to the temple and some people just play temple run.. #okiamgoing
— Gowrav Shenoy (@gshny) October 9, 2012
When one converts Rs 50 lakh into Rs 5000 crore it is called a Vadra. The other way around it is a Kingfisher
— Gautam Gandhi (@gkgandhi) October 8, 2012
rofl rofl hota hai. “@phand00: Tum nahi samjogi, Anjali. Kuch kuch hota hai.”
— daaku mangal singh (@bitchwanti) October 10, 2012
The UPA is trending. Hide your wallets.
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) October 10, 2012
#ROFL Renuka Chaudhary: We acquired land for hospital but change it to golf course of DLF encourage tourism
— Abhishek Singhvi (@AMSinghvi) October 9, 2012
Sex Ratio = (No. of times you actually have sex)*1000/(no. of times you beg for sex)
— MP Singh (@NotThatMP) October 11, 2012
7 out of 10 Punjab youths on drugs – Rahul Gandhi. That partly explains Dharmendra’s dance moves.
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) October 12, 2012
Bhoot walks into the theatre. Sees no one inside. Bhoot returns.
— Raj ThackerYAY (@Raj_ThackerYAY) October 12, 2012
They might as well put a Mercedes logo on all rickshaws :@
— Nihit Bhave(@nautanki) October 13, 2012
KKR is 4 for 3. thats exactly what i paid for cucumbers at the grocery store yesterday #CLT20
— ∫ubra (@IntegralUnity) October 13, 2012
After seeing Ajit Agarkar in TV, I felt like logging on to Orkut and check the scraps and testimonials.
— ∞ Sreenath ∞ (@sree2weets) October 13, 2012
If you want to solve the mystery of crop circles, watch garba from a plane.
— Girvan (@unforgirvan) October 12, 2012
Dear Thums-Up ‘Aaj kuch toofani..’ campaign, suck on this. Sincerely, Red Bull. #GoFelix
— Malay Desai (@MalayD) October 14, 2012
That awkward moment for Felix when his mom angrily asks him ” Where on earth were you?”.
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) October 14, 2012
A guy just jumped out of space and we still can’t properly vertically align with CSS.
— Krystyn Heide (@squaregirl) October 14, 2012
I have stopped singing *main pareshaan* coz My ma then says..tujya peksha me jaast pareshaan. #facepalm.
— Bhavesh (@Chilled_Garmi) October 15, 2012