Mamata B calls John Abraham to congratulate after hearing about the trailer of Yash Raj Film’s latest movie, Jab tak hain Jaan. Apparently, her colleague asked her if she had watched the trailer of ‘Jab tak hain John?’ While you ponder what Mamata B has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
I personally support hike but my boss doesn’t RT @ibnlive I personally support the fuel price hike: Arun Shourie
— Aficionado (@TheAngrezJailer) September 24, 2012
After looking the Srilankan cheergirls you just can’t blame Ravan for kidnapping Sita. ROFL LMAO 😀 !!!
— Suyash S. Sharma (@suyash_sms) September 23, 2012
Dinda should try the 100 mts run next Olympics ! Definitely runs faster than he bowls
— suresh menon (@sureshnmenon) September 23, 2012
Poms have been trying to read the spinners from the pitch since they invented this great game 🙂 #futile
— Aakash Chopra (@cricketaakash) September 23, 2012
Announcer: Bhajji, you’re MoM. | Bhajji: What did you say? Your mom? Teri Maa Ki…
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 23, 2012
Via asiddababa @pitchinv:Dernbach’s tattoo is the IOS6 map of England
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) September 23, 2012
Rameez Raza would have said: Broad snatched the ball that was stuck between Dhoni’s legs. #IndVsEng
— Faking News (@fakingnews) September 23, 2012
Rameez Raza would have said: Broad snatched the ball that was stuck between Dhoni’s legs. #IndVsEng
— Faking News (@fakingnews) September 23, 2012
Imagine if your girlfriend switches from iPhone 4 to iPhone 5 just for an 1/2 inch. Then that’s a serious problem
— Deepak Vishnu (@DpkVishnu) September 23, 2012
When I DM/tweet someone & they dont text me back, I automatically assume they must have fainted with excitement 😉
— अज्ञात मोहक बिच्छू (@SexyBichoo) September 23, 2012
I am waiting for the day when mosquitoes will be celebrating bharat bandh.
— arnab banerjee (@arnabBj) September 22, 2012
The illiterate TMC panellist is looking at the TV screen rather than Camera while shouting at Manish. #MMSSpeaks#SinghisKing
— maxmelbin (@maxmelbin) September 21, 2012
“My daughter goes to music classes” “Which style? Carnatic or Hindustani?” “Gangnam Style”
— Swami Gulagulaananda (@Gulagulaananda) September 21, 2012
That awkward moment when you storm the wrong embassy thanks to the OS update on your smartphone.
— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated) September 20, 2012
iPhone 5 to cost Rs 74000, Steve Jobs is rolling on the floor laughing with the Hindu gods.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) September 20, 2012
Joy Allukkas: Lord of the Rings.
— 5idin 5unny 5adukut (@sidin) September 20, 2012
Everything is fine but what’s that last ka 20-30 seconds. SRK walking aur picche YRF wale sutli bomb phod rahe hain. Weird and funny. #JTHJ
— सर झुका, Master हूँ (@CilemaSnob) September 20, 2012
Reporter asks if bus fares will be decreased. Mamata responds, “Why should I tell you? Are you from a bus company?”
— Firstpost (@firstpostin) September 19, 2012