Sonia calls Advani, ‘Sour Grapes’. She says, behind all his campaigns and yatras, there is only one aim which is to become a PM before he dies. Sadly it has not happened and hence the name ‘Sour Grapes’.Â While you ponder what Sonia has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
“Dear Apple, if you are done with your presentation of the iPhone5, we will release it’s cheaper version : China”
— Nagaraj Pingili (@NagPingili) September 12, 2012
someone spilled horlicks in apple company bar , hence the new iPhone is Taller , stronger and faster
— Varun(@varunkrish) September 13, 2012
Digvijaya Singh is upset .. it seemsGovernmentputs alimit on the amount of gas per year
— goDODOgo (@goDODOgo) September 13, 2012
Always petrol, petrol, petrol. Good to see diesel getting some attention. The Rahul Dravid of fuels.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 13, 2012
Waiting for AdBlock Plus for google glasses.
— Psychedelic Gandalf (@Failgunner) September 14, 2012
Status update: My scooter runs on 2 cylinders, my car on 4 and now, my family on 6. #LPG
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) September 13, 2012
“He learned the secret of how to log into IRCTC, but never learned how to successfully come out with a confirmed ticket.”
— krtgrphr (@krtgrphr) September 14, 2012
C’mon it’s not that bad RT @zoomtv: Priyanka: My Dad cried when he heard my music
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) September 14, 2012
Note to Montek: Don’t speak to TV from a CII backdrop. P Sainath is opening a new Word document right now.
— Mihir Sharma (@mihirssharma) September 14, 2012
Pitbull is the firang Baba Sehgal
— Bmurfee! (@TheHumerus) September 15, 2012
@shameekm Why are you behind the bars…did you draw a cartoon?
— à¤¨ à¤¨à¤¿à¤°à¥à¤¦à¥à¤§ (@UnstoppableSen) September 15, 2012
Too much reform. I hope they don’t attack the Indian embassy in Kolkata.
— 5idin 5unny 5adukut (@sidin) September 14, 2012
So Karan Johar is the new Jawed Akhtar. Yes, is becoming a Judge everywhere now. #India‘sGotTalent
— A For Amteshwar (@AngrySurdd) September 15, 2012
— Sachin Kalbag (@SachinKalbag) September 15, 2012
Spoiler alert: Ranbir kapoor is playing a young Manmohan singh in Barfi.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) September 16, 2012
Not sure but perhaps I did tweet this yesterday. Either way it remains funny! SVP twitter.com/sidpatankar/stâ€¦
— Siddharth V Patankar (@sidpatankar) September 16, 2012
Your first & last name don’t fit inside your call display.
— Tamil Memes (@tamilmemes) September 16, 2012
Shahid Kapoor:”FID is grate. I haet Karina stores”
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) September 16, 2012
Maths, Physics & Chemistry should be optional.
— Saif (@iSaifu) September 16, 2012
@hoezaay Breaking News : Manmohan Singh has dubbed for Ranbir Kapoor in the movie Barfi:-D
— mihir ashok tanna (@mihir_fca) September 17, 2012