Akshay Kumar and Raj Kundra are long lost brothers. In a shocking revelation this morning, Akshay’s mom disclosed that she is also Raj’s mom and they were long lost brothers. How will Shilpa react? Follow us on twitter to find out. #fakingnews. While you ponder what Shilpa has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
How does this sound… NDTV Journo Kapil Sibal interviews Congress spokesperson Barkha Dutt… Thats how it looks…
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) September 4, 2012
interviewed 3 PHP senior developers.it was ROFL time.1 Guy was saying there is a md5_decode() function in PHP. #Facepalm
— 3ʞ0ɯsp3ɹ (@r3dsm0k3) September 4, 2012
@roflindian Samsung Galaxy phones to Apple iphones – Happy Teachers Day
— BHAKSALA (@bhak_sala) September 5, 2012
This will be the 98th amendment to our constitution. Sachin must be getting nervous.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 5, 2012
one guy put so much accent(fake) that the real Peter could not understand it. #meetinglol
— Aravind (@netcitizen) September 6, 2012
If mobile phone companies made tshirts, all the good ones will only be available in XXL size.
— NT Balanarayan (@chupchap) September 6, 2012
My husband knows your pain, says Michelle Obama. Matlab, mera pati, tumhara empathy
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) September 6, 2012
Apparently Deccan Chargers are looking for a plug point.
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) September 6, 2012
raat ho gayi ab aa jao meri jaan, leti aana mishra ji ka paan..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) September 6, 2012
My daughter’s answer in her computer book . haha.. twitter.com/naanenaan/stat…
— srilakshmi (@naanenaan) September 7, 2012
Mika concert in Chennai? No cultural disconnect between “Chill Maro” and “knowledgeable Chennai crowd”?
— greatbong (@greatbong) September 7, 2012
It’s high time they outsourced KBC to twitter, we organize quiz contests in a better way.
— Abhinav Chandel (@ABHIandNOW) September 7, 2012
Team working hard fixing bugs in code and one guy loudly announces “I can’t reproduce, man”
— Ashok (@krishashok) September 7, 2012
It’s 10:30 pm and we just got asked for the last order, now I don’t like #Bangalore that much anymore
— Shiladitya M (@shiladitya) September 8, 2012
My teeth are soon gonna be like stars! They wud come out only at nite! Hehe
— Ushy Mohan Das (@UshyMohanDas) September 9, 2012
Jharkhand MLA tears kurta in assembly. Did he also sing main laila laila chilaunga?
— Shivangi(@Shivangiyadav) September 3, 2012
Thorium scam? We will next have Bhindium, Karelium and Tindium scams?
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) September 3, 2012
India’s next submarine should be called INS Spirit of Mumbai. Goes underwater, keeps moving.
— Oculus (@daddy_san) September 3, 2012