Breaking: I will always be there for Salman and Vivek – Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. Apparently after watching Ek Tha Tiger, Aishwarya remembered her olden days with Salman and Vivek O #fakingnews While you ponder what Aishwarya has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
https://twitter.com/stupidusmaximus/status/236174610691944449
https://twitter.com/saviojoseph/status/236792435605397504
Imagine a Hindi conversation between Katrnia Kaif & @shibanidandekar! Hahah π #Jhalak #Colors
— ColorsTV (@ColorsTV) August 18, 2012
Q: What's the difference between Ariana and Arnab? A: One is about Huffington Post and the other a Puffington Host
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) August 19, 2012
ISABGOL "@_vishalg: Pls suggest a good download manager"
— Jay (@CruciFire) August 19, 2012
After #VVS announced retirement,Australia asked BCCI if they can tour India now instead of New Zealand…lol
— RITESH TALREJA (@ritesh_talreja) August 19, 2012
Can i get Raddi values of various print MSM in diff cities and price to find which has max ROI:))
— RVAIDYA2000 ποΈ (@rvaidya2000) August 20, 2012
Hmmm. Guys. I don't think the Reliance 3G tab is in Mumbai yet.
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) August 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/HomerTweets/status/235232056999821312
#twitterin1947 Nehru to be PM, not Gandhi. #BlowToModi
— K Balakumar (@kbalakumar) August 14, 2012
Just ordered Chicken Soup at Mainland China and was asked "veg or non veg ma'am? "
— The Catterati (@RoasieA) August 14, 2012
Mahesh Bhatt : This is a Very Bold Scene … u will have to remove your Dupatta for 10 Seconds .. #TwitterIn1947
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) August 14, 2012
Damn. I booked the same tickets twice yesterday. Don't open #IRCTC when you are drunk.
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) August 15, 2012
69 bikes confiscated from the "protest site". || The number describes the rioter police relationship? How come owners not arrested?
— Vidyut (@Vidyut) August 16, 2012
What an unproductive day at work. Didn't even post one tweet that got retweeted.
— notytony (@notytony) August 16, 2012
Ek Tha Tiger collected 34 crores nett in India on Day 1 . NTR didn't have a single film with 34 crores in full run #justsaying
— T.H.A.R.U.N (@Tharun_Yeluguri) August 16, 2012