Breaking: A mysterious woman leads the Indian Cricket team for the toss. Who is she? Is it Sakshi Dhoni? No one knows. But this is the first time that we are witnessing something like this. #fakingnews While the authorities find out who the mystery woman is, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
"You can't trust quotes on the internet." – Swami Vivekananda
— Rahul Khanna (@R_Khanna) July 30, 2012
Leander Paes is currently searching for that mystery woman, so he can ask her to partner him in mixed doubles.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 29, 2012
ND Tiwary was the Vicky donor of the 70s.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) July 28, 2012
LOL! After ND Tiwari case, doctors are inundated with requests by dogs for DNA tests http://t.co/kEBNz6vk
— Whisky Wacko (@whisky_wacko) July 28, 2012
Fun Fact: Danny Boyle is the "Danny Boy" Chumbawamba refers to in their song, Tubthumping. #Olympics
— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated) July 27, 2012
Glassdoor requests are bad karma that CID inflicted upon the world for its "Daya darwaza tod do" dialogue.
— millennial falcon (@floydimus) July 27, 2012
Pranab Mukherjee will spend first 6 months in Rashtrapati Bhavan searching all rooms for stuck chewing gum.
— Jiten Gajaria (@jitengajaria) July 27, 2012
@phataka_22 Pranab Mukerji has to improve his Hindi accent soon, otherwise he will call himself Rastra-Potty of India :p.
— avis rodrigues (@avis1102) July 26, 2012
While twitter was down, saw my dad for full 1minute . He looks so old now.
— Sambha (@sambha_bhilane) July 26, 2012
According to Google Maps, I'm swimming in the Arabian Sea right now. pic.twitter.com/0O9aFBrA
— Uditvanu Das (@primaveron) July 26, 2012
Bait jaayiye. RT @MsWeera RT @pallavighcnnibn: Cong MPs write to sonia asking for rahul to be made leader of lok sabha !
— Ashok (@nationalizer) July 26, 2012
There should be a sport in which a religious structure is built, then demolished. And a CBI inquiry is ordered. India will win all medals.
— Akshay Elavia (@Munchin_JugHead) July 29, 2012
As he waited for my feedback he wrote to me" you promised to feed me back". *True incident.
— Sushma (@sushmahari) July 26, 2012