Breaking: The race for the post of the president hots up as a new name has come up for the post. DMK has suggested A Raja for the name of the president as the legacy for corruption in the presidents seat has to be maintained. Who better than A Raja for that post? #fakingnews Taking forward the humour thanks to DMK, Raja and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
Maybe the NDA will never tell us who they want as President. Maybe NDA actually stands for Non-Disclosure Agreement.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 17, 2012
Everyone should tweet about GOW before buying movie tickets coz the tagline says -‘Keh ke lunga.’ #sorry
— Sambha (@sambha_bhilane) June 17, 2012
Patted my girlfriend on the back. She kicked me in the nuts and screamed, “I WONT TAKE THIS SHIT OKAY!!”. Fuck you #SMJ 😡
— Shreyas (@TheNaique) June 17, 2012
‘Pata hai mera baap kaun hai?’ – Happy Fathers Day Delhi & NCR.
— Rituparna Chatterjee (@MasalaBai) June 17, 2012
Mulayam will ‘like’ it and then report it for spam. RT @htTweets: Whatever I have to say I will say on Facebook : Mamata
— Faking News (@fakingnews) June 16, 2012
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen a bug crawls in your ear, has babies, you have to charge rent and you become a slum lord
— Bollywood Fan Mia(@bollywoodfanmia) June 16, 2012
He was just a normal geeky test player. Then he was struck on the chin by a radioactive ball and became ODI-MAN.
— The Old Batsman (@theoldbatsman) June 16, 2012
बीस साल बाद, Rajat Gupta वित्त मंत्री बन सकते हैं.
— Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) June 16, 2012
Now, BJP should somehow make L K Advani, President of Rotary Club and retire him !!
— goDODOgo (@goDODOgo) June 15, 2012
I don’t know why, but everytime I’m in a crowded lift I always end up yelling “Excuse me, Dadar kis taraf aayega?”
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) June 15, 2012
— Jay Hind! (@JayHind) June 15, 2012
@madversity don’t you dare to use Arnab and silent in the same sentence!!
— aswinkon (@aswinkon) June 15, 2012
Overheard at Fellas Cafe: “Have you seen this movie shot in Brazil? District 9?”. Bwahahahaha!
— Vikas Munipalle (@PabloVikasso) June 15, 2012
Pranab Mukherjee feels humbled as our economy tumbled. PM often fumbles while Mamata still grumbles.
— Sushma $abRaj (@Sushma_SabRaj) June 15, 2012
Mere life ke program mein bhagwan ne random(); bahut use kiya hai.
— Anna (@SankiAnkita) June 14, 2012
Arnab Goswami to Mohd. Salim of CPI(M) – ‘You’re in a relationship with Pranab Mukherjee”.
— Aditya Raj Kaul (@AdityaRajKaul) June 14, 2012
“Aaj kal party mein jaake kuch khaate peete nahin??… Kitne dhoble ho gaye ho…”
— Mihir.S.Bijur (@MihirBijur) June 14, 2012
W.I captain: Darren Sammy. W.I A captain: Permaul Veerasammy. Conclusion: WI: Vikram-based. WI A: T.Rajendar-based.
— Amrith (@amrith10) June 11, 2012
Bengali youth had a name for MILFs before “MILF” was coined: Boudi. @blogadda
— Sunayana Roy (@sunayanaroy) June 17, 2012
Presenting a special court design for Paes and Bhupathi if they ever play doubles again. twitter.com/daddy_san/stat…
— Caius Preposterus (@daddy_san) June 15, 2012