Breaking: Vinod Kambli approaches Tendulkar asking for permission to stay at the house provided for MP’s in Delhi. he says he is ready to move into the bungalow in the absence of Tendulkar. #fakingnews Taking forward the humour thanks to Mr Kambli and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
@rameshsrivats Nitin Gadkari touched Baba Ramdev’s feet because he can never hope to touch his own feet
— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) June 4, 2012
“Klout Believes You Are Influential About Theft”…..Right….Time to join Politics
— Ashwin Mushran (@ashwinmushran) June 5, 2012
Hehe. Sharad Pawar supports Baba Ramdev, it seems. Put them side by side, and we get – Baba Black Sheep.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 6, 2012
As a friend in govt says: in most govt toilets, we don’t know whether to hold our zipper or our nose!
— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) June 6, 2012
Montek Singh Ahluwalia meets Ajit Singh,discusses Pee Pee Pee model for airports . [ Rs 35 ]
— ŠumanŠ (@_SybaRITE) June 6, 2012
Someone with significant work experience just used “Comic Sans” in an email. Very profound i must say.
— Dhruva (@dkris) June 7, 2012
And here is your WTF for the day. RT @NeilNMukesh: Neil nitin mukesh Fan app out on Itunes now 🙂
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) June 7, 2012
Facebook will disappear by 2020. So this is the revolution Chetan Bhagat was talking about.
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) June 7, 2012
Linkedin passwords hacked. The most exciting day in the life of people who use Linkedin.
— Jay Hind! (@JayHind) June 7, 2012
Har maa ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko ek achcha ladka mile, Aap hi batao, Yeh Amit kis kis maa ka sapna pura karein??
— Marwaari™ (@Marwaari) June 7, 2012
Bill Clinton is the new Keshubhai Patel.
— Partha Jha (@parthajha) June 7, 2012
And someone also found my blog googling “alone sad indian girl”!
— Shivya Nath (@shivya) June 7, 2012
That awkward moment when your elder brother gets married to a woman named Savita :l
— Junebug (@journojuno) June 8, 2012
Diggvijay Center of Secularism must welcome sanjay Joshi
— ankit jain (@indiantweeter) June 8, 2012
2BHK flat @ 35 lakhs. PS: B in BHK is bathroom.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) June 8, 2012
Am disppointed. NDTV still does not have a “Who is Sanjay Joshi?” article.
— S. Sudhir Kumar (@ssudhirkumar) June 8, 2012
@ShashiTharoor Sir, my girlfriend says she will marry me if i get a retweet from you..
— Fairooz (@FairoozSRK) June 8, 2012
Why Sachin Doesn’t Sachin stay in Andheri ?? Because Bhagwaan ke ghar mein Deri hai.. Andherin nahi !
— #YouKnowWho (@Bedardi_Raja) June 9, 2012
I should wear a Tshirt which says “I belong to the LOLWUT Generation”
— Amit Bhowmik (@fossfan) June 10, 2012