Breaking: Mr LK Modi announces that he will be holding an unique Twenty20 match in the New Titanic which will set sail in the year 2016. All the top stars have expressed interest to be a part of this and are quite excited about it. #fakingnews. Taking forward the humour thanks to LK Modi and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile.
Pilot to Pratibha Patil: “Madam, land?” Pratibha Patil; “Grab it!”
— Swapan Seth (@swapanseth) April 29, 2012
My TV is on mute and I can still hear Ravi Shastri.
— Subash (@thecricketcouch) April 29, 2012
Dale steyn in the Deccan Chargers team is like George clooney in a Kanti shah movie.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) April 29, 2012
#IloveManmohanSingh and i know he loves me too, but he just never says the words.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) April 29, 2012
Please don’t show black flags to Sonia ji or Rahul ji. They are colour blind and see black as saffron.
— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PM0India) April 28, 2012
I tweet these days to see my DP on TL. Talk about narcissism.
— D (@Desdemonaous) April 28, 2012
Entire chepauk stadium is now in Manmohan Singh mode… #ipl
— Kalyan Narasimhan (@kalyansimhan) April 28, 2012
Rahul Gandhi visited drought affected villagers and drank off their little remaining water
— doctor at large (@doctoratlarge) April 28, 2012
Why are u so scared of RSS running a twitter account center ? it gives employment to many not like MNREGA
— ankit jain (@indiantweeter) April 28, 2012
HAHAHAH #EPIC #sreesanthfacts RT @netturaan: In GTA game “sreesanth” is the cheat code for getting slaps from pedestrians.
— HERBivOroUs CreATurE (@SolidFumes) April 28, 2012
You watching Doordarshan? 😉 RT @LalitKModi Just got to tv. Looks like DD is having a great day today.
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) April 27, 2012
My first ipl game against a rajya sabha member 😉 Hope the weather holds n we get a full game today. #tweementary
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) April 27, 2012
When we kill a mosquito, it’s actually a weird instance where the food kills its consumer.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) April 27, 2012
Bangaru Laxman gets chest pain, 10 years after accepting bribe.
— Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) April 27, 2012
#ND Tiwari is #Shakti Kapoor of Politics…He is always in Search of a Lalita
— Akshay Kanitkar (@akshaykanitkar) April 27, 2012
The movie channel WB hasn’t been renamed to PB yet? What is Mamta Di doing?
— Gaurav(@MildlyClassic) April 27, 2012
Sachin won’t be fussy about sitting in the front row as RS MP. As we have seen, he is forever ‘adjusting’.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) April 26, 2012
Sachin’s first reaction on being nominated for RS: “Tax kitna bachega?”
— Jay Hind! (@JayHind) April 26, 2012
going to start the event very soon!!! jst had some thigh food!!
— Mika Singh (@MikaSingh10) April 25, 2012