Breaking: DeeGee says that if Titanic had done its voyage under the Congress rule, it would not have sunk. DeeGee also says that the Iceberg was as usual an conspiracy hatched by the RSS people. #fakingnews. DeeGee put the Titanic history to shame. Did he make you laugh? If not, read this then.
Siddhu doesn’t need an emergency lamp during power cuts. Turban will do.
β Vignesh(@cheese_charmer) April 15, 2012
What is common between Mumbai Indians and Indian Govt.? Both have a Sardar captain but the team is run by a woman.
β Rajeev Lakhotia (@rajeevlakhotia) April 12, 2012
The last time someone called me boudi, my head turned anti-clockwise,Exorcist style!
β Purba Ray (@Purba_Ray) April 15, 2012
A Helicopter Just Passed Over My House. That Reminds Me Of #MSDhoni π π #IPL
β Sumeet Rajpal (@Meet_Rajpal) April 15, 2012
Mamata and Mayawati are two great examples of why women should get married while they can
β doctoratlarge (@doctoratlarge) April 15, 2012
Q: How do you preserve people from Lahore?A: In TetraPaks.
β Sidin Vadukut (@sidin) April 14, 2012
Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road? To see if the chicken was making fun of her. #arrestmenow
β Harq (@harqblack) April 14, 2012
Why is Mamata still single? She did not want any kidding. #arrestmenow
β Anantha (@anantha_) April 14, 2012
BrahminGroup to RahulG: “So will you go through a full Brahmin marriage?” … RG: “Inshallah yes”
β MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) April 14, 2012
Draw a Cartoon, Go to Jail. Be a Cartoon, Go to Yale.
β Abhishek Upadhya (@_logik) April 14, 2012
No wonder Kolkata’s IPL captain is also Gambhir #ArrestMeNow
β Crownish (@Crownish) April 14, 2012
Taran Adarsh gives Mumbai tremors 4 out of 5.
β Jay Hind! (@JayHind) April 14, 2012
Why is priyanka chopra telling a dog that she’s going to get a facial. At home?
β Begum (@barkingbegum) April 13, 2012
ISRO will soon launch its next space shuttle on Ashok Dinda’s bowling run up
β Rake$Β£ Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala) April 12, 2012
I liked Houseful 2. Bhaad mein jaaye critics. First time John changed his facial expressions.
β Binary Baba (@0__1) April 12, 2012
@pragmatic_d The Government of India should move to Pakistan. They will be able to do better damage from there.
β TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) April 12, 2012
I hope Harbhajan tries to lift beta Ambani sometime during the IPL.
β Saurabh Malhotra (@CricketSaurabh) April 11, 2012
Now I am quite sure Pollard’s been working out by lifting Jr Ambani everyday
β Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) April 11, 2012
Shahid Kapoor:”Bloddy alramists. Mera dil to roz toot-ta hai. I hvae daily heartquake”
β Diogeneb (@diogeneb) April 11, 2012
@SrBachchan Sir can u pay for my anger management and therapy sessions, U inspired me to become angry young man π
β vikram sathaye (@vikramsathaye) April 15, 2012