Breaking: Mithun Chakraborty fractures his hand in the sets of Dance India Dance. Apprarently he was so charged up after a performance that he continued doing his trademark ‘Kya Baat, Kya Baat’ and did not stop until he realized that his hand is not coming down. For weeks now, he will have to read the funniest tweets from the Indian users and watch the episodes on his iPad.
Roadies=Lok Sabha :: Splitsvilla=Rajya Sabha
— Bem Laishram (@bemlaishram) April 1, 2012
Make sure you aren’t wearing white when you ROFL. Thank you.
— Sukh + Karni (@sukhkarni) April 1, 2012
Sonia Gandhi ji just sent me an SMS reading “Good Morning Prime Minister”. Oh ok, #aprilfool
— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PM0India) April 1, 2012
& happy april fools day RT@sardesairajdeep Cong &BJP leaders held a secret meeting last night, have agreed to work in national interest!
— Bewda Kaun? (@Being_Bewda) April 1, 2012
Kirron Kher. RT @ZoomTV: Paoli Dam: Which actress doesn’t do bold scenes today
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) March 31, 2012
In Delhi #KFBeerUP ends at 8. In Mumbai, it begins at 8. Mumbai-1 Delhi -Rofl.
— Shubhashish (@shubHASHISH) March 31, 2012
Sonam Kapoor is the real Miss India. Her father was Mr. India, after all.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 31, 2012
Ah 31st March. Today Kumbhkaran, who sleeps for 6 months, sings, ‘Wake me up when September ends’.
— rajneesh kapoor (@MrMrRajneesh) March 31, 2012
Did SRK call up and remind Gambhir of what happened to Shirish Kunder ? 😛 😛 Demanding #IPL owner !
— Prashanth Nayak (@prashnayak) March 30, 2012
Most of us wake up in the morning.. we want tea or coffee… Arnab is the only exception … “He wants ANSWERS” ….
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) March 30, 2012
Wait….so It was National cleavage day ? You people only change your DPs on Childrens day, is it ?
— DeeSee (@DeeSeelicious) March 30, 2012
Breaking : BCCI just announced that INDIA has to win this T20, otherwise return journey will by Kingfisher ! #INDvsSA
— Tweetiya-Giree (@Masala_chaai) March 30, 2012
While Shahid Kapoor is at it, he should also try some lipstick with the fairness cream and play a vampire in his next film.
— Himansuchhuria (@hchhuria) March 30, 2012
India players could use free time to quickly get doubts cleared by Gary Kirsten.
— Crownish (@Crownish) March 30, 2012
This is all that bloody Dhanush’s fault. One Kolaveri Di and Aakar Patel decides South Indians are better Musicians
— Rake$£ Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala) March 30, 2012
South Indians are more polite when they are being rude than North Indians when they are being friendly.
— Shifa Jowhar (@WickedSexyWater) March 30, 2012
Anti-tobacco activist Vivek Oberoi found in Hookah bar? That’s alright. Don’t make it sound like he was having sex with Salman Khan.
— soumik sen (@bangdu) March 30, 2012
Just In: Former Prime Minister HD Deve Gowda to launch a brand of cheese called Deve Gouda.
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) March 29, 2012
Asin says she’ll never do a “Dirty Picture”. Obviously, bina kuch kare, this KRK guy cannot be controlled. Just imagine if. . . .
— K (@ChuTneyPuDi) March 28, 2012
Shaadi .com would be more popular if it had an ‘Add To Cart’ button.
— Akee Kamath (@KamathSutra) March 28, 2012
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