Breaking: Apparently NDeeTV has this exclusive news today which says that Agent Vinod has gone missing. He was last seen sleeping twice at the screening of his movie and then he has disappeared. His girlfriend K Kapoor has refused to divulge any details about his whereabouts. Hope he is safe and mentally sound. #fakingnews For more smiles, continue reading on.
Boss, if these hostages turn out to be Sicilian, the Maoist problem might be over quite soon.
— Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) March 25, 2012
Bournvita, Complan and Boost moms have only male children and are obsessed with their “growth”. #AdsKiDuniya @Vidyut
— Sonia Chopra (@SoniaChopra2) March 25, 2012
Just saw a van that said ‘BBC’- British Bathroom Centre!
— Batool Azra (@batoolAzra) March 19, 2012
It is wrong to say MMS never will take a stand. He will if the national anthem is played. That once he will.
— Subramanian Swamy (@Swamy39) March 19, 2012
Digvijay Singh drinks Thums Up and thinks “Aaj Kuchh Too Funny Kahte Hain”
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 25, 2012
I guess Osama had surrendered to NDTV first but the Americans twisted the story and took credit.
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) March 25, 2012
Yes, yes. I handed over all my hair to NDTV.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 25, 2012
What are these cricketers you guys are tweeting about? Which country’s team is F1?
— Mrs. Chulbul Pandey (@ChhotaRecharge) March 25, 2012
Kareena Kapoor should hand over Saif Ali Khan to NDTV for making Agent Vinod
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) March 25, 2012
IRCTC actually stands for I Refuse Connectivity To Customer.
— Hardik(@Hardism) March 25, 2012
Anna is the new Adele or is Adele the new Anna?
— tyagiG (@tyagiG) March 25, 2012
Indians don’t believe in winning Cups, they drink directly from bottles.
— Chandan Kumar (@BkChandan) March 24, 2012
Apple products turn a normal idiot into an asshole. Just saw one on the metro station.
— That’s My Name! (@iYatinGupta) March 24, 2012
That awkward moment when Rani Mukherjee’s phone got spoilt becauseshe sang a tune for Shazam to trace. #fb
— Pranav Sapra (@pranavsapra) March 24, 2012
Expect dumb people to be dumb. No matter which position they hold in the company. They’ll never disappoint you.
— Bhooshan Pandya (@Bhooshan) March 23, 2012
Titanic re-releasing in 3D. If they still don’t spot that iceberg then they bloody deserve it. #re
— Jay Hind! (@JayHind) March 25, 2012
Taran Adarsh gives 4 stars to Agent Vinod. That’s bad, I have even bought the tickets.
— Harshit Gupta (@hg6) March 22, 2012
Breaking news: Government loses 6 quadrillion in revenue by not auctioning water or borewells.
— Deepak Shenoy (@deepakshenoy) March 22, 2012
The journalist who saw BJP MLAs watching porn in Gujarat assembly will be rewarded with Rahul Gandhi Sharp Eyes Ratna.
— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PM0India) March 21, 2012