Breaking: We have just heard from our sources in India TV that they have despatched a special team to find out why Virat Kohli gets so angry after every century. This team are also responsible to create something if they do not find anything suspicious. 😛 #fakingnews. In real news, Virat Kohli just smiled after reading this week’s perkytweets edition. Read it now.
I think all these ‘mobiles cause cancer’ rumors were started by pager companies
— doctoratlarge (@doctoratlarge) March 19, 2012
Rameez Raja’s wig needs a haircut. #justsaying
— Suprio Guha Thakurta (@eastbengal) March 18, 2012
Pakistan bura na mano kohli hai…haha
— Aparshakti Khurana (@Aparshakti) March 18, 2012
Slow batting by Pak openers for their centuries cost them the match.
— Eshers (@eshers) March 18, 2012
Can somebody please stop AC salesman from entering the commentary box at a cricket game?
— Siddharth (@Actor_Siddharth) March 18, 2012
Saina Nehwal wins Swiss Open. Now please don’t go ahead and marry Saeed Ajmal.
— greatbong (@greatbong) March 18, 2012
rahul sharma of micromax has certainly had more time than rahul sharma of team india 🙂
— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravCNNIBN) March 18, 2012
0.00000023456 seconds : The time between the last ball of the over ends and advertisement starts on NEO #AsiaCup #IndvsPak
— RB (@pune_dude) March 18, 2012
In the end, Agent Vinod was the real winner.
— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) March 18, 2012
#DesiBreakupLines himesh reshammiya mera favorite singer hai
— Fishie (@Fakeionist) March 17, 2012
“It’s selfish to retire when at the top”. Before Tendulkar, Ram Kapoor must’ve said that.
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) March 17, 2012
SM Krishna congratulates #Sachin for his budget & Pranab Mukherjee on his ton.
— Raja DiggVijay $ingh (@diggyleaks) March 16, 2012
It was Rajiv Gandhi’s vision to see #Sachin Tendulkar score 100 international centuries.
— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PM0India) March 16, 2012
“I had not asked for this century, please roll it back” – Mamata Banerjee
— Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo) March 16, 2012
Ye Sarkar Rajiv Gandhi ko aaram se marne bhi nahin deti…. Har saal budget session mein Zinda kar deti hai.
— Gupta-G™ (@HazirJawab) March 16, 2012
What’s the diff between an argument with Mamta and a knife? The knife has a point.
— Sandeep (@SandeepUnnithan) March 15, 2012
Mamata Banerjee is the reason why wildflowers are scared of blooming in desolate railway yards.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) March 15, 2012
BJP must be so worried, if Mamata betrays the Cong, she walks into their camp, NDA.
— Smita Prakash (@smitaprakash) March 14, 2012
They could have waited for some more time for Beti B to grow up & choose her own name. Might have been better.
— Marie Gold (@OyeMaria) March 14, 2012