Our Khabris in Mumbai have this very interesting news. Yuvraj Singh apparently wants the media to guess the girl he is dating. To confuse them, he has decided to make three appearances at three different events with three different girls. Who is the lucky one? Find out. #fakingnews. Time now to read the #perkytweets for more laughter.
@Sarcasan
With this bowling attack even amoebas would gain form. #IndvsEng #Cricket
@ESPNcricinfo
Frustration for Indian fans. Asks “Can we play 4 overseas players in this team?”
@thecomicproject
@over_rated Now everyone who saw the second freedom struggle on TV can claim to be a freedom fighter too
@sidin
Success in test cricket is 1% inspiration and 99% precipitation.
@shakti_shetty
“Boss wants to see you.” “What did i do now?” “Nothing. That’s why.”
@jijoy
That means after 30 laps reduce speed to 10mph RT@airtel_in: Its official, Indian F1 2011 now is Airtel Grand Prix of India
@jha_sachin
@kiranmanral Nitin Gadkari’s fast will be valid only after a month… else it must be considered weight loss program.
@KSNSridhar
@AshikOnFire OKAY ..I name the book to be ‘UPA handbook to intellectual blogging & micro-blogging’
@omar1618
Now only option is to make Subramanian Swamy the PM. He will save the nation, I’m sure.
@AuraofDreams
Nobody has possibly looked as happy as Anna Hazare after getting arrested.β
@AbdulWK
Anna seems to be fasting more often than Adobe updates.”
@LittleGabbar
Did U guys knw dat money can talk? like d song says “ke Paisa Bolta Hai” My money talks and it always says goodbye π
@desijourno
The best part of tonight’s Kaun Banega Crorepati was the advertisement.
@rameshsrivats
Manmohan Singh had a quiet weekend. And is now getting ready for a quiet week.
@bangdu
Once upon a time in mumbai, Anna and Baba would be seen attending Sanjay Gupta’s party
@bkss77
Ramdev must be thinking Anna kare toh ramlila, main Karu to character dheela !
@bankerrahul
That awkward moment when you and the beggar are wearing very simmilar T-shirt. π #LOL ROFL
@_Harshika
Are they renaming KKR too?? Poschim Bongo Bouncers?
@cheese_charmer
Raina has a brilliant economy rate. Oh wait he is batting.
@netsonix
Guy sitting next to me caught cold. Because I had kept the bus window open. #win
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