Our Sources in Mumbai Port Trust say that they are contemplating to convert Juhu Beach into Juhu Port. Considering the number of ships that are getting stranded on the beach, it looks like a profitable move. What do you think? #fakingnews. Let us read some #Perkytweets now
@_pinu
To increase her happiness, she shares her love with three guys, dating them simultaneously.
@Abiraame
The day twitter lists KamaalRKhan in the ‘Similar to you’ list, I will renounce the internet.
@sehwagology
after all that BS about spirit, shane says australia would have said “umpires’ call”.
@sidvee
Dear Ravi Shastri. You are flip-flopping on this issue like a tracer bullet that the doctor ordered. Stop it.
@knittins
Bell is like that schoolkid who thinks class is over at 3PM though the bell has not yet rung.
@rameshsrivats
What do you call a bunch of MLAs causing turbulence by going around in circles? – Yeddy Current.
@Shakti_Shetty
Someone needs to remind our cricket team this ain’t an emotional ad that is bound to end on a high note
@0__1
Aamir Khan: “Batting kaun kar raha hey? Savita bhabhi or Kavita Bhabhi? “… He is still in Delhi Belly mood..
@amreekandesi
Dear McDowells, pliss to explain what your stuff has to do with the spirit of leadership? No 1, no less.
@greatbong
So Dhoni turns to Bhajji for damage control. Thats like asking Kalmadi to hold your purse while you go to the loo.
@eclecticV
Just received an e-mail from God. It said: “Dude, you have to stop e-mailing yourself. Also, you’re not God.”
@diogeneb
Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Hai yeddyuRappa…Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore #YeddySongs
@DeePakao
Dad just replied to my mail i sent him in february.. 2009 i.e. π
@dharmeshG
#ihateyoulike Chetan Bhagat hates correct usage of grammar.
@5tevenw
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.”
@cul_s
We send Sania Mirza to Pakistan and Pakistan sends us Hina Rabbani Khar ….. Not a bad deal …. I guess π
@nowme_datta
Hina Rabbani Khar would be slightly more upmarket if she was called Hina Rabbani #Bandra
@NadeemfParacha
‘Hina Khar arrives in New Delhi.’ Kindly keep Mahesh Bhatt away.
@VanDiablo
Errr.. In other news, Harbhajan did make it Large then. 1 wicket for 218 runs.
@Hardism
My idea of artificial intelligence is where the Porn tab changes into the Google tab the moment someone knocks on the door
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