Perky Tweets – Aug 1, ’11

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To increase her happiness, she shares her love with three guys, dating them simultaneously.

The day twitter lists KamaalRKhan in the ‘Similar to you’ list, I will renounce the internet.

after all that BS about spirit, shane says australia would have said “umpires’ call”.

Dear Ravi Shastri. You are flip-flopping on this issue like a tracer bullet that the doctor ordered. Stop it.

Bell is like that schoolkid who thinks class is over at 3PM though the bell has not yet rung.

What do you call a bunch of MLAs causing turbulence by going around in circles? – Yeddy Current.

Someone needs to remind our cricket team this ain’t an emotional ad that is bound to end on a high note

Aamir Khan: “Batting kaun kar raha hey? Savita bhabhi or Kavita Bhabhi? “… He is still in Delhi Belly mood..

Dear McDowells, pliss to explain what your stuff has to do with the spirit of leadership? No 1, no less.

So Dhoni turns to Bhajji for damage control. Thats like asking Kalmadi to hold your purse while you go to the loo.

Just received an e-mail from God. It said: “Dude, you have to stop e-mailing yourself. Also, you’re not God.”

Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Hai yeddyuRappa…Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore #YeddySongs

Dad just replied to my mail i sent him in february.. 2009 i.e. πŸ˜‰

#ihateyoulike Chetan Bhagat hates correct usage of grammar.

The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.”

We send Sania Mirza to Pakistan and Pakistan sends us Hina Rabbani Khar ….. Not a bad deal …. I guess πŸ˜€

Hina Rabbani Khar would be slightly more upmarket if she was called Hina Rabbani #Bandra

‘Hina Khar arrives in New Delhi.’ Kindly keep Mahesh Bhatt away.

Errr.. In other news, Harbhajan did make it Large then. 1 wicket for 218 runs.

My idea of artificial intelligence is where the Porn tab changes into the Google tab the moment someone knocks on the door

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