I am not an Indian, I just work here. – Diggy quotes in his latest press conference. He issued this statement when one of the Journalists at the Press Conference questioned him if he was an Indian? #fakingnews Are you bored reading jokes about Diggy and others? We have more funny tweets lined up to drive away your Monday blues.
@TheTweetThumb
Caution:Dont know abt Malhar but Women might get multiple orgasms by jst riding over Dadar bridge on TulsiPipeRd.”.
@supershamz
The disappointing part of Nobody killed Jessica was Rani’s inspiration.
@Sarcasan
Mark Zuckerberg walked into a bar. And got it in the side of Facebook.”
@wanderblah
i tell the cab guy shardashram and he takes me to anthr ashram in dadar where ‘they keep lawaris girls’. Wha?!
@Roflindian
The No.1 ranked Android game in Afghanistan is Angry Beards. #nosurprise
@deeppz
Quest of the decade ; Who let the Diggy-Ziggy Out?
@bitchwanti
When anyone says ‘daal mein kuch kala hai’, I respond with a, ‘masoor ki dal hogi’. *smirks*
@raggedtag
Jinnah thank your stars twitter wasn’t there in 1947.”
@bijugovind
ROFL : #Arabic portions detected in #Keralasyllabus class V textbook of #Sanskrit
@lavsmohan
The Income Tax Act is proof that our government actually has a great sense of humour.
@unfairandlovely
Dear Terrorist. Here’s one good reason to stop – less Barkha Dutt
@DhruvBhutani
They’re playing Stayin Alive by The BeeGees during the Harry Potter intermission… Lol ironic
@amreekandesi
Please tell me Harry Potter has an item number? We Indians dont watch movies otherwise.
@rixabh
When the character of the person is not clear look at his Web History and Bookmarks.
@InappropriateNS
Morning.Mourning.More neend.
@Oyechupsaale
Tweets full of s**ual innuendoes and bad grammar will be laughed at, bitched about and deleted. #perkytweets
@varunrayas
Don’t be surprised if you see Rithesh Deshmuk playing for Mumbai in the Ranaji Trophy,next season… #perkytweets
@anichavan
i was at the hospital to check my blood type.. shocked by my results.. it said “Congratulations you are Google Positive now..” #perkytweets
@TaiyouSun
My fav desktop background for time being is black blanck screen with “This copy of Wind*ws is not genuin” written in 1 corner. #perkytweets
@meetkochar
Teachers call it “the bathroom”, we call it,”I’m bored, i’m leaving”#perkytweets
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