A Man has bet his Auto on Jayalalitha’s victory in Tamil Nadu, NRI buys first flying car, but will he get to park it in Gujarat? Mallika says I am like Obama as we have brought in change. 🙂 What does all this headlines indicate? Figure it out? Till then read this week’s Perky Tweets.
A person who bashes a bowler called ‘Parameswar’an playing for God’s own country is clearly a beast#manbeast #gayle
ROFL. . . . . Nidhi2barkha- barkha barkha mujhe bhi pak visa chahiye:-( Barkha2Nidhi- tell me what should i tell them ?
Answers in examinations shud have 140 character limit.
Bro’s wife is learning some indecent slang from me & applying somewhere without knowing the meaning & getting scoldd!
Happy mothers’ day Mama Mia! You have been a fabulous mother, of all scams.
Dear Necessity, Invention wishes you a very Happy Mothers’ Day.
America, that’s like showing the special features of a DVD but no movie
Q: Why is Ram Jethymalani like a computer network? A: He is a client server”
The new iMacs should have had in-built battery. Nobody likes using an ugly UPS with their iMac.
Whenever anyone in a Garnier TV ad says, “Take care” I find myself replying, “Aww, thank you. I will certainly try.”
Man sitting next to me , on being served tea, just asked the waiter ‘is the milk broken’. He explains he means ‘doodh phata hai kya’ROFL
After being denied for a change of 500 rs by most of the shopkeepers. Guess who Helps me . A beggar .wow 😀
Hum do humare do, teesra huaa to Mumbai bhej do. – Jan hit mein Bihar/UP
Ram Jethmalani is like a flush tank. You know there’s shit involved but he’ll make it disappear!”
Your ex-gf of 3 months asking you to suggest a nice name for a girl could just be an apocalypse waiting to unfold
‘Akshay trutiya’ is not how a 2yr old expresses his opinion abt Akshay kumar.
2 counter Pak’s “strong worded” statement on India… R Defense min. also shld release a stmnt. it shld just contain “ROFL”
#Pak issues serious warning! US: don’t do it again ok!! India: don’t think you are US, ok!!! Jihadis: Yaar ab to bas karto!!!!!
One of these days I’d like my balance sheet to sing that song “Mein tally, mein tally, mein tally ho gayi”
Can you get me a book on cosmic energy coupled with atomic energy in the evolution of mankind with programming…
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