Perky Tweets – Apr 25, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsRs 40000 Cr is what people are worried about today than the death of the person who created it. An era of Godman comes to an end. Every Godman has his own share of supporters and detractors, in this case, the supporters far outnumbering the detractors. We don’t want you to have a sad Monday, hence the best of humour tweets from India at one place called Perky Tweets.

@cheese_charmer Bhajji-Symonds lockerroom chat transcript released- Terimaki-leaks

Pollard is ‘Roop Keironi’. And Jason is ‘Choron Krejza’ #IPL4 #naansense

News: “Kaspersky owner’s son, Ivan Kaspersky kidnapped”. How ironic. They always claimed Kaspersky was secure. He is not.

My new Arsenal shirt is lying in my closet coz i cant find a good occasion to wear it!! When will you guys win??

Oh, Sachin’s birthday. He should be allowed to play today in colour-dress.

And on the 8th day, god said, ‘Mr.Murphy you are in charge’ !

Esp when Thunderbird icon looks like a bird humping an envelope πŸ˜› hahahahaha

It is said that if u close ur eyes, u see d person u love d most & when men do that- ” Slide Show begins….” πŸ˜‰

Looks like a busy day tomorrow. Lot of people are meeting up to see who viewed their FB profile. Wow !!

Rofl, my auto effortlessly passed a frustrated Audi R8. #adyartrafficwin

CSK’s innings reminds of India under Mohd. Azharuddin. Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Ball in the air and Badrinath fell safely.

Gayle’s head and dilshans chin have the same hairstyle! Hmmmm…

Mayawati wants “dalit quota” on lokpal panel. Eh?

BlackBerry Launches new phone for Indian married women. The BlackBerry Curva-chauth.

What do you call the Laughing Buddha when he’s not laughing? Gautam Gambhir.

Tihar jail authorities can now hold a Telecom Summit 2011 on their premises. Or are they waiting for more experts?

Hahahaha… There’s a Kannada movie whose English byline is “Wife + Wife = Joy Ride”

A young woman stood next to an open freezer for ten minutes.#PerkyTweets.

Dear Mosquitoes,I am ready to bargain, ll give u 12 ltr pure B+ blood in transparent containers. Promise me,u’ll leave.

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