Pigeon kabootar, parrot tota, teeja titli butterfly. Wondering what is this? This is the title song of one of the new releases this week. What are the other absurd songs that have made you laugh? Share with us. π For now read the #perkytweets to make you smile this Monday and drive away your Monday Blues.
@bitchwanti
I just saw this hoarding ‘ thank you for visiting soft corner. Transparent deals, person touch’. With a woman giving an inviting smile.ROFL.
@nkashokbharan
Mahindra Rajapaksa : “On behalf of the country, if they ask me to sit on the electric chair, I will happily do it” #LOL #ROFL
@Sacredinsanity
Ira Dubey endorsing Olay Anti-Ageing??? She’s just 25, for God’s sake!β
@abhishekmadan
“v are a family of bachelors”#howToConfuseProspectiveLandlords”
@siddev18
In Bangalore, the important question is “HOW did the chicken cross the road?”
@KiranKS
BARKHA = Best Antonio, Radia & Karunanidhi Handshake Agency π
@krishashok
SRT’s blade scored 100. Jadeja’s blade won the match. Sidhu’s just blade
@jhunjhunwala
This Ramesh Powar has fit in well with the Kochi Tuskers.He looks like a Baby Tusker himself
@diogeneb
The best kaineetam a Malayalee ever got was the one Sreesanth got from Bhajji
@TusharG
Every time I see Ramesh Powar he has grown larger horizontally. Now perfect barrel
@beeayeanoowhy
What did one #bigloser say to the another one? – Aa dekhe zara..kiska bada hai bum. π
@MrsSonal
Height of misunderstanding..IPL T20 Flash News! “All boys Performed well last nite.I was fully satisfied..” -Shilpa Shetty
@Saffronizer
dedicated to @bdutt: tum itna jo sickyulaarahay ho, kya DEBT hai jisko CHUKA rahay ho
@thetanmay
Rayadu, Dravid, Torres trending in Mumbai. One who scores fast, One who scores slow and one who doesn’t score at all.
@Dosabandit
Another potential #janlokpal just got bail.
@ShaadiDotCom
#Rajnikanth can make his wife admit her mistake #ShaadiHumor
@desolatecranium
ROFL is a lie. What’s more honest is SOSL – Scrolling on the Screen Laughing!
@beastoftraal
I don’t see a single banian brand in the sponsor list of Akon concert in Bangalore! Golden opportunity for Rupa, Dixcy
@brainstuck
The friends who borrow money are the friends who you can borrow for money.
@dangertoon
If only Greg Chappell’s parents had withdrawn on time, Australia’s ‘talent pool’ would’ve been much cleaner.
@panku_
My brain skips your tweets if twitter shows an egg next to your name.
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