Once upon a time in la la land suno suno hum the Tees Maar Scam! DMK!
Abhi abhi mili khabar ke anusaar
Tees maar Scam phir se ek baar Parliament main Discuss ho chuka hai
Iss baar DMK wale bhi Scam main hain.
This will be the song which the DMK would love to listen. 😛 For more such laughs, read the #perkytweets for today.
@livetimefe
Dear sanjay Manjrekar, HOW in the name of sweet baby jesus is Kenya vs Canada a “Big match” ?
@atif_icial
Pathan & Thakaan (ed: Yuvraj) in the middle.
@mishrashiv
Dear Dhoni, I know pitch is not good for playing helicopter shot. But please play at least an auto rickshaw shot.”
@fakingnews
Indian cricketers work hard even on weekends, they don’t believe in easy wins. #wc11
@moonsmoods
nooo…..Gambhir just when i decided i will marry you..you disappointed me with that shot!!..kya yaar….
@onejubb
The southern most African chick must be kenyakumari
@prempanicker
*light bulb moment* Did Kevin Pietersen get that hernia doing all that stuff with watermelons for the Pepsi ad?
@rameshsrivats
#WC11 Forget Bangladeshi fans. Think of Sidhu’s poor wife. He’ll be home early today..
@sidvee
SA beat Windies. WI beat Bangla. Bangla beat Ireland. Ireland beat Eng. Engl may beat SA. India beat … around the bush
@gauravkapur
My Tata Sky Plus is not working. I’m trying to forward the Ireland batting, but nothing’s happening.
@madversity
It’s official: If you fail in marriage, blame Facebook. If you fail in politics, blame Twitter
@bondiPT
If you watch 127 Hours backwards it’s an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert
@NoMercyPrats
127 Hours. By Ekta Kapoor. James Franco stuck for 127 months, only to return on his wife’s wedding with his friend
@nautanki
THIS. IS. BORIVALI. *Kicks 3 people out of the train*
@vikaspgoel
Editors at TOI are googling about England and Ireland history to find a headline for the sports page.
@vilakudy
The time I did spend on twitter? Check with my wife. She keeps a dairy!
@JayHind
“Kangana says no to bikini.” And even the bikini laughed at her accent.
@twitballiye
too much#cricket talk on #TL; Just read Shiv Ratri as Ravi Shastri.
@savyaswaroop
“When someone farts, all look at the fattest guy in the room!” Thats brand positioning. 😛
@CruciFire
I have a feeling this phrase ‘spanking new’ was coined by Hugh hefner
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